Smuttynose is my pumpkin ale of choice.

That was my initial reaction too but hearing people talk about him and outline how money from this will benefit his family, I think it’s a pretty neat idea.

One of the more interesting things about this story is one you only touched on. KHOU’s station was flooding and the staff had to move upstairs to continue broadcasting. However, the entire station soon lost the ability to send anything out to the transmitter and the station told Brandi that “she was it, you’re all we…

Before anyone starts bitching about SJWs and movements for inclusivity hurting their pretendy-funtimes without remembering that, ultimately, DnD is a game based around cooperation:

I’m a black, millenial male, and 2017 has been absolutely demoralizing. All my life I’ve sincerely believed racism is a thing of the past, the only ones still clinging to white supremacy were dying off, the future was rosy. Even DJTs rise didn’t trouble me as much because he still lost the popular vote and the youth…

That colossal record-scratch we just heard was millions of reactive, simplistic sports fans suddenly not knowing what to do, now that a white player has made his voice known.

This is a threat to everyone in the stands. They all showed up with their permits which allowed them access.

It boggles my mind how Nazi shit is legal in america under the 1st amendment.
For real. The argument is SO STUPID. “Oh it’s a slippery slope, if you ban nazi stuff, what’s next? The bible?”
No, you fucking idiot. You can LITERALLY stop at NAZI SHIT. It’s illegal in many other countries and they stopped at it. Here in…

I mean this is all some evil genius plan right? Like he knows Mayweather is looking at this clip and is just trolling us all?

After all the juvenile, grammatically flawed, big-dick swinging slander they post on that website about Samer, it’s a breath of fresh air to finally see him clap back. Composed, well thought out, and articulate. The same reasons people read Deadspin instead of Barstool in the first place.

Stoolies are like the white dude version of the Bey-Hive, the Bro-Hive if you will.

Completely believable that Clay Travis would be one of the Barstool Readers who complain about it “going liberal”.

“Barstool Sports, a website for people who never wash their boat shoes”

I’m very tired, and first read this as you telling us to debate over Matthew Mercer’s sexiness. I was very confused because clearly there is no debate.

The NFL: Football is Family

No shit. Is there a suicide hotline that can call him or something?

Am I being a homer, or did these fan submissions blow other teams’ out of the water? 

You don’t know who’s in his dildo group. What if there are multiple Toms sharing dildos? Things could get awkward.

Wouldn’t Tom Brady’s dildo say “Tom’s dildo”? I mean, if he’s labeling it so he and his wife (or he and his teammates) don’t get their dildos mixed up, you’d think he would use the name “Tom”, since that’s what they all call him, right?

Hopefully your life is nothing like Oedipus the King.