That can’t be Darth Vader. After all, everyone knows the Vader hates sand because it’s rough, coarse, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

Way, way too late.

When I was writing I was thinking in respect to the evacuation to Britain and the fall of France, not trying to downplay the key roles of other allies in the war. It was meant to be in the context of the film and background; I was too shortsighted on the context of the full war. Hopefully it reads clearer now.

I can’t imagine what it would take, but this isn’t it. Like, I literally can’t imagine. Trump could sodomize a dead dog on the White House lawn while conducting a press conference about the aliens from Planet Blurnox making a delicious pesto quesadilla and he’d still be able to count on at least 200 electoral votes in…

He’s so proud and red-faced. He probably thinks he’s getting 3 credits in an adult education class at The Electoral College.

He thinks health insurance is life insurance.

Walk into any dementia-care area of a nursing home and you can have basically the same conversation. I’m not kidding.

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

“former Vine star” explains so, so much about this.

And then he dabbed.

When people ask what happened here, tell them that winter came for House Pornhub, and lots of people didn’t.

Can you cook a Ellio’s on it?

Can you cook a Ellio’s on it?

Bostonian. I grew up on the South Shore of Massachusetts in a “suburb” called Braintree. I got into Sports radio in the mid 1990's when Weei was on the ascent.

Toucher and Rich are funny and actually put work in at coming up with and producing good bits instead of just yelling about deflated footballs or middle relief for 4 hours. They are the only good sports radio I’ve ever heard.

Callahan was the Leopold to Dennis’s Loeb, and their victim was coherent thought.

You’re their king. Tell them to stop supporting this garbage.

Either way doesn’t justify it, even if it’s “in character”.

There are far more clever ways to be a performative asshole. This is some lowest common denominator shit.