The absolute earliest you can possibly have an idea you are pregnant is 4 weeks, and that’s assuming you have a typical 28 day cycle and are testing leading up to your missed period to catch that first incredibly faint line on a home test. Want to know something interesting? I did that with my first because he was…

I got married in 2010 and even then David’s was seen as tacky and low quality and occupying an ever shrinking space in the wedding market.

Not everyone’s boobs have the milk making tissue or capacity to stretch out feedings without losing supply. If breastfeeding or supply has been an issue, and baby isn’t ready or having issues taking solids at this point then unfortunately sometimes frequent feeding is still necessary even for older babies.

Why the hell wouldn’t you talk to kids about rape and incest and all those other topics? My kids live in the real world, so I teach them about the real world.

My first didn’t even have a “heartbeat” at 7 weeks. Just an empty sac with the possible beginnings of a fetal pole. I was sure of my dates, so my OB was like “Well by now we usually see more than this, if your dates aren’t off, then this isn’t a great sign, but sometimes things take a second to get going. Come back in…

Yeah well I want every one of those motherfuckers to look into the eyes of the living, breathing women and girls they are condemning to completely unnecessary physical and emotional pain and suffering or even death before they open their idiot noisemakers ever again. Maybe they could also look into the eyes of the…

It seems like a huge generational thing. My parents all drink Dunkin, crappy Mr. Coffee drip, diner coffee, or Keurig. You can’t get them to change to anything better: they are used to their swill and they will not budge.

Uhhh, yes it is. There’s several illnesses that spread through and kill royalty and common folk alike in Planetos. The Shivers, the Pale Mare, the Great Spring Sickness. The king has some form of leprosy in HOTD, the Crab Feeder has Grayscale, etc. It might not be AS prevalent as, say, the black plague in actual…

After I had kids I just made sure to do the dishes when they were asleep so they wouldn’t want to “help” or get into anything. Since we usually do them once a day after dinner (unless it’s a holiday or we’ve been baking/have guests and use more dishes) and after dinner is bath/bedtime, it’s always worked out great.

I’ve been pulled over for speeding slightly with two kids in the car and I took a bit to find a “good place” to do so (pull off into a well lit gas station vs just stopping in a busy road where I assumed I would get barked at to move anyway.) I put my blinker on to indicate what I was doing although I wasn’t sure if…

I read it as “If I would have" it's a little clunky but makes sense in that context. 

I have a 23" waist. It’s the place I gain last and lose first for whatever reason. I’ve had two kids so I guess the internal organs are running ok despite the lack of extra room? Unfortunately I also inherited the family’s “gobs of cellulite everywhere starting at age 9" gene so I guess I won some and lost some in the…

I always had the thought that “my period cramps are so bad that this can go one of two ways: when I get pregnant someday I’ll either realize that I’m so used to such a high level of pain that labor pains won’t seem that terrible in comparison, or I’ve been completely wrong this whole time, my cramps are actually mild…

This. I’m pretty thin now, but I’ve been chubbier in the past and I’ve had really noticeable cellulite since I was about 9 no matter what size I was.

Oh Jesus you sound like my husband.

It’s almost like preschoolers also exist. 

A cracker?

Figures it’s the day my two Pixel 6 Pros are to be delivered, after a month delay, when there are already many reports of FedEx "losing" them or delivering empty boxes. 

Everything in every sham religion has a price tag. 

Oh it can skip, but then come back twice as hard.