They did. They’re full of shit and trying to get the most money they can out of the deal but keep saying they changed their mind because Katy is a Whore, basically.

Our Sisters were supposed to live for the rest of our lives at our beloved Convent. But, against our will, the Archdiocese removed us to “monetize” our property. 

What a coincidence! I’ve been using your socks too. :D

Palindromes, not anagrams!

Jeremy’s... iron.

Love this.

*cough* https://deals.kinja.com *cough*

*writes article about giving up Amazon*

*posts article linking to Amazon to save money on charging cables*

When she says he’s “more handsome in person” it looks like she’s about to grab a knife and fork and eat him right up, y’all!!!

NOT MY RITCHIE!!!

all this work to say something we already knew? Omega-III? pshaaaw.

The fucking dog has fucking papers, dude.

The rug pissers aren’t the issue here! The other Lebowski! the one whose wife owes money all over town!

Thanks- obviously I need to see this movie again immediately

That dog’s not a Pomeranian, either.

This is like saying that being punched in the face can only really be appreciated when you are standing waist-deep in sewage.

Stop trying to make this guy you made up a thing, A.V. Club.

Well you know, that’s like, your opinion, Gwen.

PS Very well done article on Lebowski.

Ugh, you guys got to OPT IN? It practically took an act of congress to get them to let me OUT. Like, they were giving my mom serious potential-child-abuser shade.