AnonymousCivilPerson
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AnonymousCivilPerson

So did I. Both my parents kneecapped me in multiple ways. My dad because it wasn’t prestigious or lucrative enough—he repeatedly told me it it would be an austere life style that I wouldn’t like. My mom did so because she fought tooth and nail to let me leave town since our local city didn’t offer it and once I came

Lindsey Lohan reminds me most of Bojack’s Sarah Lynn, but Mama June reminds me of her mom.

Don’t you know that becoming thin makes you a better person? Fat people are evil and good people are thin. /s

yup. I’m just gonna hang up and listen.

Just here for the comments:

MARTY! I forgot he was in that bit!

Infidelity and sexually assaulting co-workers are not the same.

I guess ... but there is no indication that Dave’s relationships with subordinates were non-consensual. Also, the subordinate subsequently blackmailed Dave and threatened to go public with the relationship (because Dave was married at the time). David also fessed up to the relationship (on his show) before news of the

Oh god, I miss the Obamas more every damn second.

Luxury!

You were lucky to have a room. In Yorkshire we just had a hole in the floor we had to have sex in which was also the toilet, kitchen, and bedroom!

...aaaaaand now I have White Zombie running through my head. Not complaining.

LIFX currently has the brightest at 1100 lumens. Installed some the other day and I couldn’t be happier.

LIFX currently has the brightest at 1100 lumens. Installed some the other day and I couldn’t be happier.

Honestly I agree with this, even though I know in practice it would be horrible for many people to just pull the Social Security rug out from under them. I don’t want that to happen. But it’s a big “fuck you” to people that have to pay into the system knowing that we’re not going to benefit from it. I just look at it

“Ladies and gentlemen, the Top Ten Ways to Annoy a Hobbit... No. 1 - Take him to a restaurant that stops serving ALL breakfasts at noon...”

Can I ask a question?

My sarcasm meter is off the charts!

Hank Azaria actually confirmed on Twitter that it’s “car hole.”

It’s ‘car hole,’ and I will fight every last motherfuckin one of you who says otherwise!