Thrusting myself on woman without there consent? Is that what in your mind striking up a conversation at a social event (bar, party) is? Do you interact with humans in the real world? I was unaware that every conversation not agreed upon prior before was so vulgar. I’ll now be sure to have all my conversational…

“Sorry, bars are off-limits too, dudes.”

Your world and all, but what is the point of a bar if not for single people to hook up in a (theoretically, obviously not literally in practice) safe and controlled environment that’s more organic than some gross dating app? I say this as someone who decided to just outright not…

Find the Woodguard 2 in. x 6 in. x 8 ft. #2 Polymer Coated Black Treated Lumber.

She will never, never ever, admit her the life she sought and got is complete ass. I’m a big believer that many of society’s ills stem from people not being able to face the truth about themselves.

I used to like my job, until I got a new boss. My new boss is unabashedly stupid. Like stupid for real. I don’t mean he’s a little ditzy or flighty. I mean he’s dumb, he’s just dumb as fuck.

I have, but time has taken the edge off. Now—and I’m sure I’ll be offending any number of the devout here—I tend to regard it as just another fandom. It doesn’t have to mean anything to me, but it means a lot to some people, and unless they’re total dicks about it then it’s fine.

I guess to trivialize it even more, I…

Except my dad. His silly walks still slay me after 45 years.

Anyone who thinks It’s Always Sunny is worth emulating in real life knows nothing about the characters “THAT ARE SHOWN” in the show.

>because of those fans, the show is becoming easy to hate

So the second (and third, see below) time my car was stolen in DC was from my backyard parking space (Petworth, DC back when it was still Petworf, Uptown) and my neighbor spotted it two weeks later literally walking distance from the house. I call the police and tell them, I’ll meet y’all up there. They’re like,…

With full heads of hair.

I mean go fuck yourself

This is symptomatic of the fatal flaw in liberalism and why most of the country is controlled by bigoted racist people. We want to create this coalition of oppressed minorities who can lift each other up and understand the pain of discrimination, but the problem is that gay people are racist, black people hate gay…

Fuck you.

What is that rule? The one that says that any comment section in an article on feminism is proof that feminism is still needed?

Your turn to host family Thanksgiving, right?

Well, since everyone went to see American Assassin, I’m guessing they were hoping a scene in which Jesus (holding a machine gun) kicks down a door, then announces “I died for you. Now it’s your turn, bitches”. That’s how allegories work, yes?

I saw this last night. My new favorite person is the teenage theater employee who showed unrestrained glee at watching everyone leave the theater, asking everyone how much they liked it. I only wish the couple that left halfway through had stayed until _ that _ scene so I could have seen their reaction.

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This is way off base and as an engineer who is obsessed with efficiency, Disney and ABC were definitely in the wrong and deserved to pay up.