Aimee please stop. You clearly have no idea who Derren Brown is, what he does and what his shows have been about. How bout doing just a modicum of research on the person your writing about before you lose your mind and start spouting off all this hyperbole over what his new Netflix program explores. To accuse Derren…

Yo, Aimee, Derren Brown has done loads of documentaries debunking pseudoscience and supposed miracles. He makes no pretence that what he does is magical or gifted. But he does do what he does, and regularly tours live.

“Wypipo are fragile.”

This is like telling the US-born child of immigrants that they’re not really American because of their lineage.

Portman was born in Asia (and holds dual citizenship).

Oh fuck off. If you see an assault, you step in. Many of these types of situations can be ended with as little as an loud “AHEM”. Many of these assaults are small little shit that can’t be proven or genuinely isn’t worth opening a whole can of worms by itself, but should be stopped.

Yes really.

The person talking about ‘traditional family values’ completely misses the part where for many couples, filing taxes as a married couple is egregiously burdensome financially due to the idiotic tax code, driven largely by ‘traditional family values’ conservatives over the last 2 decades.

Getting married and having kids…

Can’t wait to meet your future ex wife.

No, anonymous person on the internet I’ve never met, I could not care less if you get married or remain single or have friends at all. And I’ll comment on how I do not think you know what the words “ironic” or “reporter” mean.

On the other hand, I had a Science teacher that jumped down my 5th grade throat because I pointed out the Science book was out of date and that they had recently announced new position on something. I didn’t even call her out. I just mentioned it since it was a cool new fact. (I honestly don’t remember the exact…

It never ceases to amaze me how he has only that one expression and it almost works for whatever is happening. Never 100% appropriate, but it’s close. It’s like a Silicon Valley “genius” who has 15 of the same set of T-shirt/jeans/sweater in the same colors to “save time” in the mornings.

since it’s impossible to gauge interest (or lack thereof) in sexual activity through body language, the only way to fuck now is with flashcards.

It’s an invalid syllogism, because it skips a critical step in the logical process.

In order to define any individual (I’ll use the variable X here) as belonging to a group (I’ll use Y for this example), a participant in an argument must demonstrate that X possesses all of the qualities of other members of group Y.

In…

MajorBurn, you are fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute.

If I can offer three points of advice that you don’t have to take a full course for:

1.) One of the first and most important tenets of Rhet/Comp is to avoid engaging in arguments with zealots. “Zealot” doesn’t have the same religious connotation in this context that it does in colloquial expression—it just means any…

“Dressed up like Wesley Snipes from Demolition Man”

When I say “the kids are mostly alright,” I mean they will be alright as individuals. I think the idea that any one generation will be the salvation of those who would prefer to see their particular government move in one direction or another is inherently self-serving, and deluded as a consequence.

Students are a…

Kanye, we need you!

Hey everybody, look at this fucking idiot right here.