So the second (and third, see below) time my car was stolen in DC was from my backyard parking space (Petworth, DC back when it was still Petworf, Uptown) and my neighbor spotted it two weeks later literally walking distance from the house. I call the police and tell them, I’ll meet y’all up there. They’re like,…

Not if you numb it and then masturbated with it.

With full heads of hair.

Did, did y’all really need to leave this review to Germain?

I mean go fuck yourself

This is symptomatic of the fatal flaw in liberalism and why most of the country is controlled by bigoted racist people. We want to create this coalition of oppressed minorities who can lift each other up and understand the pain of discrimination, but the problem is that gay people are racist, black people hate gay…

Fuck you.

What is that rule? The one that says that any comment section in an article on feminism is proof that feminism is still needed?

I agree.. I grow tiresome of io9's reviews because they can’t seem to enjoy anything. And in this case its bad because its too enjoyable?? gtfo dude lol

Saw this movie by myself surrounded by normies, their outraged reactions afterwards will sustain me for years.

Your turn to host family Thanksgiving, right?

Well, since everyone went to see American Assassin, I’m guessing they were hoping a scene in which Jesus (holding a machine gun) kicks down a door, then announces “I died for you. Now it’s your turn, bitches”. That’s how allegories work, yes?

I saw this last night. My new favorite person is the teenage theater employee who showed unrestrained glee at watching everyone leave the theater, asking everyone how much they liked it. I only wish the couple that left halfway through had stayed until _ that _ scene so I could have seen their reaction.

...mother! F

6. Canadian secret agent must constantly save the day fighting two common issues: good guys don’t believe he’s a secret agent, and bad guys don’t believe he’s Canadian.

“Do you know how fish have sex?”

I just spit balling here... But what a bout an original concept for a TV Show? Gonna come up with 5 pitches right now. All spy ones.

Selkies already have several movies (that immediately come to mind)- The Secret of Roan Inish, and the beautiful animated movie Song of the Sea. Definitely check that one out if you liked The Secret of Kells (by the same studio).

Needs some Kragle

Aaaaand it’s gone.