So the second (and third, see below) time my car was stolen in DC was from my backyard parking space (Petworth, DC back when it was still Petworf, Uptown) and my neighbor spotted it two weeks later literally walking distance from the house. I call the police and tell them, I’ll meet y’all up there. They’re like,…

With full heads of hair.

I mean go fuck yourself

This is symptomatic of the fatal flaw in liberalism and why most of the country is controlled by bigoted racist people. We want to create this coalition of oppressed minorities who can lift each other up and understand the pain of discrimination, but the problem is that gay people are racist, black people hate gay…

Fuck you.

What is that rule? The one that says that any comment section in an article on feminism is proof that feminism is still needed?

Saw this movie by myself surrounded by normies, their outraged reactions afterwards will sustain me for years.

Your turn to host family Thanksgiving, right?

Well, since everyone went to see American Assassin, I’m guessing they were hoping a scene in which Jesus (holding a machine gun) kicks down a door, then announces “I died for you. Now it’s your turn, bitches”. That’s how allegories work, yes?

I saw this last night. My new favorite person is the teenage theater employee who showed unrestrained glee at watching everyone leave the theater, asking everyone how much they liked it. I only wish the couple that left halfway through had stayed until _ that _ scene so I could have seen their reaction.

...mother! F

You’re absolutely right.

What?

Panama what a beautiful heart breaking piece to read. I’m the mother to a wonderful biracial boy and the wife to an incredible black man who made it from the Foster Care System to the Ivy Leagues. I respect admire and adore your writing. My husband and I are raising our kid to fully embrace the biracial experience…

Clearly you know nothing, because not only is requisitioning self-sealing stem bolts fun, its not just one form, its three! And they have to be done in triplicate! So its 9x as much joy as you are making it out to be.

God damn EVE is so interesting. I just wish the actual gameplay was more fun than filling out a Starfleet requisition form for self-sealing stem bolts.

Because blood is thicker than water? And that’s because oil and water don’t mix because oil once cheated on water with olives.

But Kellyanne Conway *is* ugly. To her core, where it counts.

(chuckle) Most of my childhood was watching my 6'2" Amazonian Mom fight the telecommunications industry in the late 70's when they were firing all Switchboard operators, without offering them other jobs... Because line crew work was Man’s work. (GTE Equality Class action suit, look it up) Her take for over a Decade…

This is what being shallow gets you. You accept the appearance of people, or their projection of “eligible”, “progressive”, etc. at face value. After all of this time and progress, society is just run a full lap around peace, and now we are stuck back in the darkness. Somehow, being a good person has been commoditized…