brexit happened
I know that the duck is a representation of a toy duck instead of a real duck, but still: Monopoly now has three theropod dinosaurs as game pieces.
Ha, reminds me of the time I was trying to break up a stupid bar fight. Got the guys separated but one dude was still acting crazy, so crazy in fact he punched the goddamned wall. I proceeded to step right up to his face like a total badass, and just calmly said, “Boards don’t hit back.”
If you like pretty girls and magic, GATE is also a good military anime
OH SHIT! Tilda came with fucking receiptsssssssssss
I keep thinking back to my high school English teacher. If I had turned that in as a sentence in an essay, he would have handed it back to me and said “You like to show off? How about you diagram this sentence for the class.”
“Justification is an amazing thing. Usually flows out of entitlement.”
It’s really expensive to be poor.
When I was at a paper, working in sports, I somehow switched the names of the teams in the lead paragraph, but not the rest of the story. Team A 20, Team B 14 - in reality Team B won 20-14. It must have been confusing as hell to read, but it got by the copy desk (things were busy Friday night during football season).…
I’ve been thinking back to Daniel Webster the last few days, too.
The irony here is that you’d think these people would be tickled to death that their lil’ Dictator wannabe won... right? Nope. They’re just as angry as they ever were and still blaming “the liberals” for everything.
But Jesus can’t vote in the election
Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.
We need to stop using the term “family values.” There’s got to be something more accurate, like “retrograde hatred values.”
Charles Gaba had a great tweet today: Charles Gaba (@charles_gaba) | Not all Trump supporters are racist, but all of them decided that racism isn’t a deal-breaker. End of story.
Do they realize that a person has to you know... actually DO something to get a pardon? It’s not like the president gives them a ‘get out of jail free’ card.
Wait. So you were tired of being called transphobic, so you elected a VP making laws to keep trans people out of bathrooms because he thinks they’re all rapists? You were tired of being called racist, so you elected the guy endorsed by the KKK, who wants to place entire segments of the citizenry on a registry? You…
People are tired of all your white privilege, racism, misogyny, transphobia shit. They’ve had enough.