After we saw John Wick, my gf of the time would not stop raving about how hot Keanu was. I was like, “And the dude is fifty!” She practically BSOD’d for a good hour. LOL

That would be one option, another would be the first people in the Matrix to awaken. LOTS could be told about that time. Banding together and awakening others. Discovering they were in a computer simulation. Learning how to bend the rules. Dawning horror of being a human battery. The first people to break free of…

I think it would be cool to have a film showing the bots, after the fall of man, as they are beginning to start work on the Matrix and the various incarnations they made. Maybe focus on a small ‘test group’ of humans, and their experiences being loaded into a virtual world with the knowledge that it’s not real. It…

How can you possibly see all this complexity yet still imagine some narcissistic bearded asshole who’ll torture some neolithic sheep herder for eternity because they didn’t worship them could have anything to do with it?

I used to be like you. However, after a long time of hating the sun and embracing the rain and snow, I realized what the reason of my unusual likings were: I was feeling miserable, and somehow having this “miserable” weather around me made me feel less miserable.

I know I’m going to be in the minority here, but I’m freaking psyched. If all goes according to plan, I’ll be visiting Pandora for the first time come November. I’ll be going to the movies when then eventually do come out on opening night. And repeatedly.

Let me put it this way... I paid full price for a copy of Sands of Oblivion. My wife and are happy fans of Corin Nemec’s SyFy resume. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen every Resident Evil movie in theatres. I’ve collected several autographs from Weta Workshop folk.

Hundreds of millions of cocaine-dusted dollar bills disagree with you, according to the producers.

He.....is.....Aquamnan. Dear lord you guys are just hating the move for the sake of it being a movie.

Thank you Barney Stinson

Overall a good list, but there is one point where I’d say you definitely picked the wrong terrible person: Lord Humongous. He’s not the worst person in the Mad Max universe (That’s clearly warlord, cult figure, and serial rapist Immortan Joe). What most people miss is that Lord Humongous isn’t even the worst person in…

Come on, this is too easy, most of them are in this picture:

Funimation is half owned by a big rich Christian nutjob from Texas and tries to get religious laws passed in the US. It seems to be common that these powerful people make money off stuff that doesn’t align with their beliefs.

In Ireland, we’re pretty well pro-EU so we cannot begin to understand why the UK decided to leave.

Your response alone is justification enough for this joke. It appears to have landed precisely on target.

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You really should cancel your subscription and demand your money back!!!

When I was a kid, my Dad got laid of from work and with nothing better to do he spent that summer building a pole barn in the backyard. At one point in the construction, he had the concrete pad poured out, with 1/2" rod anchors dotting the perimeter.

So of course, one day we kids were playing in the yard and my…

The heartwarming Hobbit trilogy reunion:

They both went to shit. T3, Savlation, and Genisys are just as bad as 3, Resurrection, and the AVP films. Saying one turned out a bit better than the other is like saying you’d rather be punched in your face than in the dick.