If you like pretty girls and magic, GATE is also a good military anime

If Ridley Scott and John Carpenter opened a sushi bar...

OH SHIT! Tilda came with fucking receiptsssssssssss

Do we not all have to fight for our right to party, Captain?
Have we not all tasted that brass money, Kirk?

You’ve not heard the Beastie Boys until you’ve heard them in the original Klingon!

For real? Snake Plisken, Jack Burton (though I love Wang too...), Deadpool, the Man with No Name, John McClane, Dirty Harry, Bond (unless you’re in it for Moneypenny, M, Felix, or the bad guys?), RIPLEY! (exclamation point because this seems like the safest bet ...), Rambo, Rocky, Schwarzenegger in most of his…

Isn’t this true for every subjective valuing of items in a category? Most hamburgers are just okay. Most days are just okay. Most books are just okay.

We’re talking about two things here, time and perception. Time is linear, but remember, it’s only linear because we percieve it that way. From a perspective that exists outside of time itself, it’s more like a painting than a movie, all points fixed and able to be examined at once.

“she was so hot that it was 7 strokes, about 2 seconds, and I was done”

To fix in V2 Release:

I keep thinking back to my high school English teacher. If I had turned that in as a sentence in an essay, he would have handed it back to me and said “You like to show off? How about you diagram this sentence for the class.”

I’ve been baffled a lot over what seems like a somewhat recent phenomenon of every positive review for anything seeming to have to include the words “it isn’t perfect” somewhere.

“Justification is an amazing thing. Usually flows out of entitlement.”

I have long theorized that Santa is really the last of the vampires. He gives out gifts so that children will invite him into their homes, he wears red to hide the blood stains, he lives where the sun doesn’t shine for long periods of time and where it’s cold enough to keep his blood supply frozen, and he turns into…

My personal theory is that Obi-Wan Kenobi kills himself in Star Wars as a deliberate, last-ditch attempt to save the entire Rebellion from what will happen if Darth Vader realizes who, exactly, is on the Millenium Falcon.

In Guardians of the Galaxy, we know that Kurt Russell is playing Ego, the living planet. We know that he is Peter Quill’s fathers, which means he had to travel to Earth in a human-ish form. He would have been on Earth sometime in the late 70s, early 80s. During this time, if he wanted to experience life as a human, he…

That scene was messed up. Those lasers were incredibly petty, like sore losers who can’t stand getting beaten at limbo.

It’s really expensive to be poor.

I have to disagree, and I’m happy to have a discussion about this.