Because sporty! Actually I’m not gonna lie, I was behind one this morning with that trim and...I thought it looked fine.

What you need is a 2018 Camry. Look how aggressive it is:

Volvo:

No! That Ryan Phillipe, ya’ silly dummy.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! #notallryans

My bad, that’s clearly Meg Ryan.

A Ryan is a Ryan is a Ryan. They’re all interchangeable.

Pretty sure that’s a Gosling and not a Reynolds...

A young Henry Ford:

A young Enzo Ferrari posing proudly next to his first production road car, 1947.

It will release when it does. It will not live up to the hype. The franchise will be shelved. Until they reboot it...

For a $1,000 it better do...things.

Very.

How old do I have to be to watch CNBC?

When asked where “Puerto Rico” was, Pence answered: “Isn’t that a fast food franchise?”

and put down some newspapers?

That’s not a universe anyone should have to live in. I’m assuming that universe being destroyed is the plot of the movie.

Did you at least offer him some bisgetti?

They’re back up in Delaware. We lost service for about 3 hours.