At what point are they even still “kidney” shaped? That’s a lung grille.

Can we please stop making these kidney grilles even bigger?

That’s why people order online. At this point with Amazon Prime it’s difficult to justify paying $60 for a game you know you want versus $48 for pre-ordering via Amazon.

It looks so happy to be going sideways and not on fire.

Who hurt you Audi? Was it diesel?

Dear Spectra,

I’ve always been more a tail guy myself.

A Ghastly ... prison term.

But did he catch anything?

... damnit.

Looks like someone got...hoodwinked.

Bugatti? More like Bugslothy.

I read it all, but my brain refused to retain any information as some sort of self-defense mechanism so I am lost...

Most of that seems like “warranted” and not “preventative” maintenance.

We found him...

What carrier pigeon service would be best?

I remember playing this and vowing never to give it another chance.

Batman can drive a manual with only the use of his cape because he’s the GODDAMN BATMAN.

I feel moist.