That looks moist at best.

Obligatory:

Pretty sure it’ll be renamed the Chrysler 300 ST-D.

You can also get this which has about the same range (depending on the occupant’s weight):

So basically Bernie was this:

I only hear this:

They probably do not want to over-saturate the market with a ton of accessories right now. Plus, I’m sure they’re just trying to get actual Switch units widely available before they pump out the 34 different colors of controllers we’ll eventually get.

Like Takata!

Simple, swift and complete, like a Ms. Piggy karate chop.

Sad how no one is helping in that pic. They’re all just milling around.

Thanks for clearing the air.

Yep. No matter how you slice it, you have to be a big fan of being on the cutting edge if you want to stay ahead the curve.

Well that blows.

Good heavens! Why is it vaguely shaped like some sort of dung beetle?

Ice cream, you scream, we all gasp for air!

“Want to make it rain bananas?”

If it was just Magikarp, it would be worth twice as much.

And her parking there was the Soul reason for this whole situation?

You son of a bitch. +1