Good heavens! Why is it vaguely shaped like some sort of dung beetle?

Ice cream, you scream, we all gasp for air!

“Want to make it rain bananas?”

If it was just Magikarp, it would be worth twice as much.

And her parking there was the Soul reason for this whole situation?

You son of a bitch. +1

You magnificent bastard!

That driver had quite the surprise upon her retona...

Take your star, you monster.

Seeing her car like that with no warning must have been a real stinger.

This is the kind of Missouri that makes me not want to move to St. Louis.

It’s really a shame they didn’t cee’d to it a sign was posted. Absolutely no Pride in their work.

They were just having a late-night Rondovous.

This kind of thing wouldn’t happen in Sedona.

This was not an Optima-l situation.

Uh, creepy Natalie Portman from Léon: The Professional is creepy.

You deserve all the stars

More stars are deserved

I guess warning people about the paving was not their Forte.