Glasnow picked the worst possible time to adopt glasnost.

Weird, because I’ve been calling them the “Bulls Fucking Suck” for years...

Some high school kids are also getting fucked

WHEN ARE THEY GONNA GET TO THE YOGURT FACTORY

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People who love cooking are really bad at imagining there are people who don’t love cooking.

Posted this on a similar story.  People need to understand this in their bones.

They would be expected to post three “news videos” per day to their site—they were to wear Maven polo shirts in these videos—as well as hundreds of posts per month. The message was clear: Quantity over quality. Prospective Maven “partners” were told by company execs that if they had trouble creating enough content,…

I don’t think he was 100% throwing it away, but I do think it was a low percentage “Either my guy gets it or it’s incomplete” back corner throw.

Minor FTFY: looks. As in always.

Jesus, that was an incredible play and Joe Buck made it sound as exciting as eating corn flakes in a bowl of lukewarm milk.

Fish having trouble with women. Maybe Matt Barnes can help?

Professional sports in the US, where billionaires can cry pauper and fuck over the taxpayers into funding their stadiums (while collecting all profits) and be seen as victims when players hold out for more money. No wonder Trump wanted to be an NFL owner so bad. 

Also, those uniforms are fucking beautiful.

You mean I shaved my bikini zone for nothing?!

Oh, they’ve seen women before, just not as human beings.

If there is a baseline between exuberant celebration and disturbingly degrading behavior, these videos are a slow roller toward first that might not stay in fair territory.

I think it’s more likely that someone DID think through these cameras.

That’s nothing. I paid Oddibe Mcdowells water bill one month

Did he just say “making fuck”?