I know what you said are technically names and words, but just a heads up, none of it makes sense. 

Enjoy hell.

Right, so, he had reasons for changing his mind and backing out of a commitment. So his recruits should be free to do the same since to them, their reasons are as valid as his were to him.

he tried to make it sound like playing college football for him was a bond on par with marriage—you know, except one side of the relationship has all the power

At least you flushed something.

It was a mediocre show that tried to be important, which I think is why it got as much hate. As opposed to something like Ballers, which is mediocre and seems completely aware of this fact.

“Mexican rapists are stealing jobs from American rapists”

“That’s like re-segregating the country, why would we want that? Besides of course the reasons Tucker Carlson and I lay out every night.”

*Takes a subtle jab and at someone who legitimately got suspended for using drugs to enhance ability*

Don’t you have more important things to do? Like throwing bananas at black soccer players?

Rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain.

Yeah I’m actually kind of jealous. I dream of walking into work, going to grab a burger at lunch, and around the time I’m halfway through my fries realizing that I don’t really have to go back in and just calling to tell them that.

It’s good because I knew from the start that is was coming, and it still managed to deliver. “Turf toe” was perfect pitch. The Magary-style aggressive capitalization works, too.

I know exactly how Andrew Luck feels. I mean, I don’t have a degree from Stanford or a bunch of athletic ability or millions of dollars or a super-high IQ. But I have been booed by people in Indianapolis. And my boss does a lot of drugs.

The first one I kind of get. But not the phone number thing. His reaction screams ‘I hate you already and so will misinterpret in the worst way.’

Every now and then Verlander gets a little bit closer to patching their relationship, but every now and then he falls apart too.

Maybe, just maybe you shoudn’t write something as dismissive as that under a username like IceeFascism.

The Major sport that’s hardest on your body, is far and away the worst for your brain (and long term risks), but pays far and away the least and guarantees nothing in contracts (and has a history of fucking over it’s retirees) is having a problem with players walking away from the game.

I hope that NFL players take note of the lack of empathy people have shown Andrew Luck during this entire process. Don’t feel guilty about hold-outs for more money. Get as much money as you can and get the hell out before it becomes a detriment to your health.