I really think that what the Jays are doing will be instructive to the rest of the league. Forget investing a ton of money in scouting and development. Just start paying a premium for genuine ex-big leaguer semen. Forget stud prospects, embrace stud fees. The Jays have clearly shown they can’t draft, sign or trade…

sorry bout Zion

He also had troubled with the background screening, given Chubby’s Checkered past.

Someone better warn John Elway not to go grazing out there.

“I had a kidney stone once. It didn’t taste anything like I thought it would.”

“Kudos, Nathan, on a job...done.”

There I was, behind center for the Buffalo Bills. What madness led to this I had no time to ponder. As the supple leather of the ball slid into my hand, I took one step back, then two, then three. As I surveyed the field for potential recipients, I saw an outside linebacker charging like an angry rhino directly at my…

The Bills once being Super Bowl contenders is like the Republican Party once championing black civil rights: a historical fact that seems like a myth and also something that will never, ever happen again. 

I’m a Lions fan living in NW PA. I took my family (including my 12 year old daughter) to the Lions/Bills game last year. Within 150ft of where we parked the car, she saw 2 keg stands and a drunken woman writhing in the mud. My wife gave me a furious look and all I could do was shrug my shoulders and mumble “Bills…

Don’t blame the drunk golfer. Blame Gary in 23C for yelling “GET IN THE HOLE!!” for four hours.

It took me a second, but then I remembered the casual racism of elementary school playgrounds in the 80s.

That one hit home, and I’m not even a Giants fan.

Right? As a red-blooded male, I would never in a thousand years be upset with that nickname.

Sinc.
Milton Berle’s Cock

The Stampeders are fine, but I like turtles.

Didn’t Ballz see what we did to my brother?? He will have nothing but Clippers basketball. Whoopee.

“It will never be done again...” as in the future.

The stylist I grew up going to at a salon also cut my parents’ hair (both before and after their divorce), my sister’s hair and a few of my mom’s friends’ hair. She left that salon and opened up her own salon; my family followed (I had left the house/city by then). She eventually stopped cutting hair altogether to run…

Stick to sports.

Sports is the only commons left where the MAGA invertebrates slither out from under their FoxNews & Facebook rocks and encounter others, so this is why hearing **gasp** mainstream political commentary on a sports program is so annoying to them. When ESPN does a lukewarm spot about Frank Robinson or something, it…