I think it was “it’s a fucking breaking ball!” Everyone knew a position player losing control of a breaking ball was neither surprising nor dangerous - except, apparently, the home plate umpire.

If you can't see the difference between saying "I don't think that was intentional" while walking to first (because he goes to first whether it's intentional or not) and calling himself "out" when the umpire says otherwise, you're either foolish or trolling for reactions. Either way, I hope you wise up someday. 

God. This is the dumbest comment I’ve ever read. It’s almost as bad as the commentating going on in the clip above. Justin Turner can say whatever the fuck he wants when he wants. Tossing that “pitcher” puts more stress on arms that don’t need stress on them. And Turner is smart enough to realize that and speak out…

The only reason Turner shows up on TV is what I call “controversy cam” where after a HBP the potential of a donnybrook means moving one of the cameras exclusively to the player who was hit. That Turner is nonplussed is amusing. This is all on Eddings, who again has proven that he’s a marginal umpire at best.

Turner was happy to take a base, and I doubt he expected to change the ump’s mind. There’s nothing wrong with him throwing in his two cents in support of what he saw as an honest mistake. 

Nah, this was way more entertaining than adhering to baseball’s stupid, archaic unspoken ‘rules’.

On the other hand, Turner actually looked like a good and cool bell.

You never ask the dealer,
How many chips are on the table?
They’ll be careless with the countin’
Cuz they’re dealin’ and dumb.

“Look, Coach O’Brien, we know you coached football 10,000 hours last year, but you also changed the toilet paper roll once, so now you make $7.50 an hour, OK?”

Why would the NFL rethink this? It benefits the front office at the expensive of the players - it’s working perfectly in their eyes. 

Call me crazy, but wouldn’t it be a lot less exhausting for Barstool just to be better human beings?

They need time to find The Drugs in the Mexican’s car.

A couple have been more gristle than meat, sure, but when he’s had enough time to work on a good subject he has no equal here.

Pretty sure he was being sarcastic.

There are some folks who might object to (((Adam Silver))) playing an Iowa farmer. These are the same people who put their ethnicity as "American" on the Census.

“As far as we can tell, being in an accident with a police car where the driver of the police car was at fault is not an arrestable offense in any state.”

Mark my words, this little douche will run for office one day. In Florida. And he’ll win, bc Florida loves them some douche.

I actually get more of a Brett Kavanaugh vibe from him.

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

Robots can never match human umpires in the key skills of holding grudges and feuding.