He’s eligible for a bigger max after 10 years in the league. He’s currently at 8. There’s no way he was signing anything other than a 2+1 no matter what team he signed with. 

These very same reporters actually work and have always worked in an industry in which you can totally tell someone you’re taking a job, then decide not to take the job before you’ve signed anything, and while it may bum that someone out, they have zero legal recourse to somehow force you to take the job. That’s…

I saw CC approach the mound and I was mortified he was going to take me out.

Dear Penthouse,

I live in Oregon but once you get outside of Portland, Eugene and Bend we’re overrun with proudly uneducated white supremacist MAGAts. Though the same can be said for Washington anywhere outside of Seattle. I haven’t been to Idaho but I heard Cour d’Alane and areas up north are beautiful and Boise is really nice but…

I recognize that the only way I’d place second in a cycling race is if there are only two people racing, but I do not understand why so many cyclists pull a DeSean Jackson like that. I don’t even finish my McDonald’s fries without watching over my shoulder for my wife to come and steal the big ones I save for last.

Jesus Christ. Making a tea sipping gesture is having some fun. Not “acting like a complete prick”. Acting like pricks would be intentionally hurting opponents or going to press conferences and talking about how overmatched teams like Thailand and Chile suck. 

I’m not sure you know what the word racist means... But I can promise you it doesn’t mean “adjective describing a bad play on words.”

How dare they behave more like the men! The women should act like ladies!

Four points:

Thank you for this. I’m a ballpark nerd and I love anything related to the history of these glorious buildings.

The crowd really went cuckoo for Coco Gauff.

“Being overweight is a choice people make.”

Being overweight is a choice people make.

Crystal Dunn was the Player of the Match, though.

The cool part is when he flashes himself the signs.

In his defense, he’s a dumb dipshit.

Now he has to marry his mother in law

A guy I used to know from Atlanta explained that to me a few years ago.  I then explained to him the virtues of holding onto a lead.

Imagine Andy Reid strutting around the sidelines looking like this: