bulls-eye.

Sometimes it’s endearing

Meet me at the draft roads.

Bone hugs in harmony.

When Portland’s pick at 25 neared, I was thinking about how he’d be awesome value, but also how a seven footer with foot and leg problems would be a fucking horror show in Portland. So it was probably for the best the Blazers didn’t take him. He would have had a leg fall off or something before the end of his rookie…

He’ll be fine, Denver's the perfect place to spark up a Bol.

I’m glad we can take this moment to reinforce the truth that Keenan Thompson... is good.

“in a very threatening kind of way,”

Your fanciful mischaracterization of the point and wildly unfounded logical leaps have also been duly noted.

“two agents seemed to be courting”

I’m a Cavs, Browns, and Indians fan.  Go ahead and prove every Boston fan stereotype correct.

but man, this is not at all how it was supposed to go!

Really enjoying the, “Do we need to expand the netting? How much is it really going to make a difference. Oh, I’m fine with it, but just wondering if it’s even necessary!” arguments around here.

Uhh, a fan died from being hit in the head by a foul liner last summer? This slippery slope stuff is unnecessary. If players start hitting dangerous balls into the upper deck, we can revisit the issue.

This comment section is filled with some great arguments: “Why are you threatened by this person being given a platform to say you should be murdered simply for your existence?! GET OVER YOURSELF, GEEZ!”

There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those that don’t.

Madison Bumgarner, bib and diaper.

Great... Now I have to wear my shitty tie to work too

The way she kept the bean out of the net was Madrid-worthy, a real valentine to fans of great goalkeeping.

Endler was wiggin’ out this game. Her play buggered comprehension at times. Though also the U.S. offense seemed to peter out.