You know after he bought it and left everyone in the store high-fived each other and then they closed up early.

Would violence break out? Almost certainly.

I would just like to say that your attempt to compare a rich white fan/owner shoving a player, who had zero interaction with him or his family, because he felt entitled to do so, to a well known black GM being stopped by a cop, supposedly because his visible credentials weren’t visible enough, and then allegedly being…

I can tell you how this is gonna play out now. He’s probably already back in Canada, so he’s out of their jurisdiction. And the Canadians won’t extradite one of their own. But Batman has no jurisdiction.

The case will now go to the district attorney’s office, which will hopefully decide that this is too embarrassing to take to the mattresses.

When he said he was a “fucking soldier,” he wasn’t kidding.

I don’t know about you, but I have serious anxiety about getting a fleshlight through a TSA checkpoint, so she stays at home. I can jerk off into a hotel washcloth filled with moisturizer and left on the room heater for five minutes for a couple days just fine.

How can you criticize a guy who is always pulling for his teammates?

The lack of random dog acceptance was really hard for me when I moved to the northeast. My dog sometimes gets out of the yard and likes to run around the neighborhood. I’d always get a knock at my door:

This was exactly the GIF I was coming for...

Cashier: Bark Bark Bark Woof Bark Woof

So either KD comes in, hangs 50 points on one leg and spearheads GSW’s comeback OR he comes in, plays 5 minutes, scores 2 points and then has to sit because he’s done his calf again and gets a courtside seat to the Warriors’ loss.

I’m sure this is intended primarily to benefit Seminole student-athletes, and I applaud their purest of motives.

I guarantee Bumgarner has said “so much for the tolerant Left!” at least once in the past three years.

This is why it’s best to just kidnap your heroes and keep them locked in your basement. After a couple of weeks of them stewing in their own shit they don’t look nearly as impressive and you can really relax and just be yourself around them.

And from what I’ve seen of Eric he would NEVER be that rude. 

Honestly that’s the thing that makes me most upset. She’d finally worked up the nerve to wear something and then this moron diner says something and now Sueretta is hurting unnecessarily.

Barry comes with a Hall of Fame, Stories will be told, Songs will be sung, level tweet

No -- he wagered exactly what he should have. People not understanding that show that A) Most Americans would do horribly at Jeopardy and B) Most Americans suck at math.