Like I said, it was going to be difficult!!

I thought everyone knew the Mariners were where can't miss prospect catchers went to die.

HEY!!!!...we're supposed to be anonymous.

•  Spell while getting hit by a bus.

Ugh, fuck Stockton and Malone and the clown fraud late 90s Jazz.

Yeah the coverage has been questionable, they make it seem like the Raptors had a run of embarrassing playoff flops and now are good as hell this year.

With Green explicitly acknowledging him as a Guy, Siakam may want to take steps to protecting that Guyhood in Game 2...

Dude, 5 year olds are pretty good at not coloring on things besides paper. They get over that wall-coloring phase around 3 years. Assuming you like, teach them not to.

As a dad that has kids and knows how to read, that’s not how contracts work. The “my kid ruined the house” defense isn’t a strong one.

and the couple rented it and agreed to the terms. your kid doesnt get to ruin other peoples stuff, and if they do you don’t just throw up your arms 

*a håland job.

If an 18-year-old says he scored nine times, it means he maaaybe got one handjob.

Irony is calling someone out for arrogance while purporting to speak on behalf of the person’s dead grandfather...

@ Donkey Lips: “The stadiums are designed to distract you no matter what age you are, even when players are at-bat.”

Nope; it should have been done a while ago.

The stadiums are designed to distract you no matter what age you are, even when players are at-bat. Vendors, stuff on the video boards, food and drink...the teams/orgs themselves are doing what they can to keep you from paying full attention.

And nevermind how fucking fast…

Who do you think Boston would lose a pick to? Themselves??

I couldn’t name 6 people on the LPGA tour either. I don’t think I can come up with 6 people on the PGA tour. I’m not big on golf, doesn’t seem like that big a deal.

It’s virtually the same pitch. He just didn’t try to murder somebody with it.

I think it’s her complete lack of concern for the guy she just drilled in the face that really caps it.

Even a great Mariners fat-man dinger turns into Sad Felix news.