As a Blazers fan, I think these are brilliant hires. and also here's a pre-emptive fuuuuuuuuuuuck you.

There’s something different about him compared to most sprinters. He seems...scrappier? Like he really works hard to be as good as he is and doesn’t just coast on his talent.

Tomsula should really use a better pseudonym.

Thank you for breaking it down and explaining it so well. I’m lucky enough not to have much experience with abusers so it’s easy for people like me to not realize that Zach Smith’s actions aren’t just some simple absent-minded mistake, but actually have a very specific purpose to them.

“and the second caught him in a painful place”

Well, fuh stahtiz, Pawtlind has Lillid, and da Kid from Lehigh. Denvuh has da European kid one a da Plumlees.

Absolutely dumb baserunning from Shin Soo Choo there to not tag up and score. 

Right but what “home-court advantage” means isn’t “a guarantee that you’ll never lose at home,” but rather “theoretically you can win the series without having to win another road game.”

People keep saying this like hockey is a real sport anybody should care about.

Nope. Kids are loud and wild and do not do what you ask them.

yeah, no, you’re wrong. If you think the parent of that kid doesn’t know what a terror the child is being, then your head is crammed so far up your ass you can floss with your chest hair. 

Pretty sure this is actually a list of Bristol Palin’s exes.

I know my first thought whenever I see Fox News shoot themselves in the dick by horrendously botching a story to spread disinformation is that it’s ok because BOTH SIDES, AMIRITE?!?!?

Yeah, I thought the scene was a little on-the-nose as it unfolded, but then I quickly realized that it wasn’t for me in the first place. There was a tween girl a few seats down from me who yelped and excitedly clapped, and that’s awesome. I don’t give a shit about whether or not it was “earned.”

The team clarified that next to Theismann’s name is not actually the retired number 7, just a picture of his tibia.

No, I did not. The Endgame time travel to Vormir references Infinity War but does not directly interact with what happened there in the way the other time travels do.

Braun is a terrible human that deserves beer spilt on his head every time a pitch is thrown.

Braun wasn’t upset but was eager to point out how easily a cup of piss can be mishandled

Subject (and strange choice of target for scorn) aside, this isn’t even an article. There’s no through line, no theory, no point you ever get to. It’s just a collection of quotes from people with no underlying theme to hold it together. What was your conclusion after listening to all these interviews and podcasts?…

I may be mistaken, but I believe these two do a decent amount of charity work. I also greatly appreciate his openness about his struggles/anxiety. This is dumb.