FWIW, I have no problem with him threatening to hit that woman, since she AND her husband (her husband was not the only one performing this behavior) were hurling racial epithets at Russ.

I feel incredibly fortunate to get to watch Dame in person. Great player, great teammate, leader, he does a lot for the community too and is completely committed to the Blazers organization.

I’m sure Blackwater/Xe Services/Academi/the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants needs a spokescreature to slither in front of congress and lie about the latest massacre they perpetrated. Nazi Barbie will be fine. 

The Truth hurts. 

I can only speak for myself, but a company leveraging the emotional suffering of others to shill their product is pretty tiresome and repulsive.

It’s not a terrible ad, but give me a break, “Budweiser can afford the production and airtime”. This isn’t a charitable donation of theirs. They ran this ad because the same unpleasant marketing people who approved flooding the airwaves with Dilly Dilly and Corn Syrup King had some meetings and spreadsheets and…

“Congratulations Dwayne on a Hall of Fame career, now please drink our hoppy pee cans, you idiots”

Hey, despite his perennial fall collapses, never forget that Chris Sale is a guy with a great attitude and a killer work ethic, unlike that pain in the ass David Price, who is just so entitled and lazy! No sir, there’s definitely nothing problematic about these commonly held options at all—not with Boston’s fan base. […

The guy who thinks you stop jerking off at 50 is like 18 max right? Man, what a stupid question.

Funny enough, they put this one up in the home team clubhouse at Comerica in advance of opening day:

He is unquestionably the best player in the game, and has been every year he’s played, which is why he’s won the MVP every season. Or at least he has in the alternate universe where I live, in which sportswriters aren’t morons.

This, then, is what happens when a king of the three true outcomes loses his bat speed, and with it his power to keep pitchers honest, and is reduced to a one-true-outcome hitter. (The one true outcome for all of us is decline, and, eventually, death.)

Masseuse in Green Bay could very well be the least erotic job in the country. God, you really have to be out of options to get into the practice of kneading the backfat of that population of total goobers. Telling yourself that it’s worth hearing all the “oh gaahhhd and oh craaap that’s good” because their constant…

“I don’t get it.” - Utica, NY residents

“Luke, I am no fatter.”

“That’s one steamed ham!” - Albany, NY residents

That’s a good onion ranking right there, Drew.

Right. Like, generic Duke hate is really nothing in comparison to the scorn you can direct at the trash heap institution of Michigan State and its basketball coach who needs to be held back from physically assaulting players.

Goddamn, I love watching players getting fired up like that. Makes any sport better to watch.

I’m outraged that Doordash pays its drivers so little that they have to play minor league ball to make ends meet.