CJ's new strategy of "what if I get SO fat, it takes four guys to bring me down" is paying dividends

Compare Romo’s observations to Troy Aikman’s and it’s just night and day.

If he’s such a great prognosticator, then why didn’t he open the broadcast with, “Everybody should just go to bed right now, because in a few hours you will all want to kill yourselves.”

I remember earlier this season, when the Eagles played Washington, it took four ‘Skins to block him.  

Har har, very funny guys, with the juvenile references. Can we get back to football and the play design, and talk about the blocking scheme, whether they cut block him? Did they cut Cox or was he uncut?

Never good to come off half-Coxed. Full Cox or burst.

I’m the drummer for Dynamite Thunderpunch and no joke this is a huge honor I always dreamed would happen. I’m also so curious as to how you even found out about us in a year we haven’t even done anything. If anyone cares we made a post-apocalyptic spaghetti western concept album that’s on spotify

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

Perhaps all the Bears fans telling Parkey that he was singlehandedly responsible for the loss (and should die) suggested to Parkey that it was, in fact, about him

It does come off a little Nagy when you go after an adult for doing his thing away from the team. 

Matt Nagy seems like a dick.

As much of a catastrophe as Kinja can sometimes be, it’s mostly great at keeping the gremlins away. So was the old star system, honestly.

At the same time, people are dying from complications from brain damage, the cognitive issues these guys are facing are awful. The dementia type issues are even worse for the families because they have to watch someone die in front of them, then continue to exist for another 20 years.

Oh, you didn’t know that in addition to being a creep with gossamer-thin skin, Bauer is also fervently “pro-life”?

Well, at least it looks like his hat gets his jokes.

They were going to have two of these set up at once, but due to Kauffman being an AL park they were unable to execute a double Switch.

I was under the impression that we are how god plays video games.

Here’s what baffles me: