So any time someone says that a player led their team to a championship they’re saying they won it singlehandedly? Are you new to English?

Yeah, no. If you win finals MVP then it is in no way a stretch whatsoever to say you led your team to a championship. 

C’mon Kawhi, sometimes all you can do is look at a situation and la-

IT’S AIRBORNE!!!!

Dude, I wouldn’t mind being sullied by wealth. You could sully the shit outta me with wealth. 

Now look, I don’t mean to mock this movie too much; it’s a tear-jerker, sad ending...but good god, what kind of a mortician doesn’t cover up the bee bites?

Whenever I see Horace wearing contact lenses.

“Go rest, young man.” —Horace, freely.

Do you undestand that the Bears are getting the Raiders 2nd round pick in 2020, and given what the two teams’ draft slots are likely to be in that year, it means it likely amounts to a minor 1o position, or maybe less, swap in 2020? What do you suppose the typical hit rate is on late 1st round draft picks?

On the other hand, the trades allowed the Raiders to lock down a top 5 pick.

The trades to pick up the 8th and 19th picks in the first round (Chicago’s and Dallas’s 2018 draft order and consistent with 2019 expectations) might look a lot better if those trades hadn’t directly caused the picks to move down to their currently projected 25th and 26th.

Oh boy, I can’t wait to see the Dead Letters generated by this article.

So basically they hired a twitter/facebook commenter. I bet he thinks Lebron sucks too. 

Olerud out WARed Vizquel by 20 or so but sure. 

Almonds are fine, and perhaps the most versatile nut, but the cashew is the best nut and I will accept no arguments in opposition (except maybe the macadamia nut, but they’re so goddamn expensive and hard to crack that I only have them a couple times a year).

“You know you’re officially an adult when a chest freezer makes it onto your wish list, even if it’s only in a vague “that would be nice to have” “

“You know you’re officially an adult when a chest freezer makes it onto your wish list, even if it’s only in a vague…

I just don’t understand why they’d do this. Why would they give such a tacit endorsement to the racism and white grievance culture that this represents? I appreciate that these invitations are traditional and everything but I really thought Trump would draw the line somewhere.

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

Oh ugh. I’ve been to Xmas partied with the likes of you. Ordering $40/oz booze because someone else is paying for them. Classy move.

Own, you stupid dinosaur, own!