You sound like a fucking lunatic.

The Randy Johnson trade actually worked out OK for the Mariners. They got Halama (who was a decent back-of-the-rotation guy), plus Freddy Garcia and Carlos Guillen, who were important cogs in the early 2000s teams.

Not gonna lie -- a Don Coryell statue at the airport would be amazing.

Here’s the complete list of players with a career .300 average, .400 OBP, .500 SLG, 300 HRs and 500 2Bs:

Babe Ruth, Lou Gehrig, Rogers Hornsby, Ted Williams, Stan Musial, Barry Bonds and Edgar Martinez.

Yeah, he’s a Hall of Famer.

Seemed like a pretty tame response to me. Why shouldn’t he get on his WR for not using two hands?

“There’s not any part I can keep?”

That line killed me.

Never once. But I’ve also never once pitched a fit when the person in front of me did it.

Great rant, other than the fact that airfares are basically lower than they’ve ever been in history.

You probably already knew this, but you’re an asshole.

Loch Mess

Intentional or not, if you leave your lane and/or obstruct another runner in a sprint, that’s a no-no. It’s pretty black and white.

https://youtu.be/O5dmxBUbzBU

“Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.”

I had no idea Rick Carlisle was moonlighting as a CFL quarterback.

+1 Welcome to Jamaica tattoo

I’m just glad little Donald, the gritty baseball hardman he was, didn’t stick with the game long enough to make it to the majors.

+1 [sobs loudly]

I’ll be the asshole — the A’s 20-game winning streak was in 2002.