Nothing in Columbus can accurately be called "better."

I wish you wouldn't prey on the English language.

Cast Away

I think you're right, clearly Magic Johnson, while still in the prime of his career, made up that he has HIV so that 23 years later, he could frame the owner of the rival Los Angeles based basketball franchise. All while using money donated to him while faking AIDS.

"Spell it, tough guy!" made me laugh far more than it should have.

And if you go to Fleshbot, you can see where she kept it for the rest of the game.

No, I'm the guy who doesn't get my panties in a bunch over the way an athlete dresses. In other words, a normal human being.

Are all tennis fans as idiotic as you?

Thanks for following up!

AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED???!!!

People like you are the worst thing about sports.

I watched every episode of HIMYM, and Drew nailed it.

I think I like this comment. Maybe.

Well then, it's a good thing you're posting on Deadspin to let us all know that you're avoiding Deadspin.

His swing looks eerily similar to Ichiro's.

Can't vouch for the overall accuracy of the numbers, but Gonzaga does have a private jet that they use for all road trips and recruiting (and a ton of that recruiting is done overseas), so it's entirely possible that Gonzaga's hoops budget really is that high.

I think the fact that he's in a Survivor pool means that he was the 2013-14 76ers all along.

Yup. Supposedly the story is that Guinness doesn't travel well. Having had it on both sides of the pond, there's certainly something to that.

Well, that was odd.

It's just you. Here's his year-by-year OPS+ since he won the MVP in '07: