"I have a little proyect."

Located at the top of the door (15 stories high) of the Tillamook Air Museum, a WWII-era blimp hangar.

He finished his career as a Yankees DH, a rite of baseball menopause for aging and overpaid sluggers.

Or he rightly thought it didn't enhance the story. Doing a good deed is doing a good deed.

Oh, sweetie.

Herp.

What a marvey'ous play.

These are just the guys who were inducted by the Expansion Era Committee. The BBWWAA's player voting is going on now.

The rose goes in the front, big guy.

"His jiggling is almost hypnotic. Like a lava lamp."

You're just awful at this.

Bogus article.

I thought Canadians had a sense of humor. Huh.

I take it back. You should whine less.

Jesus, settle down.

You should whine more.

cunt tender

Now, Johnny Unitas — THERE'S a haircut you can set your watch to!