How's this?

(I'm a girl, BTW.)

Yes, both sides are annoying, although at least the ones making fun of the Cardinals are occasionally funny. Either way, that doesn't make the whining Cardinals fans any less annoying. Other than that, great point.

And my cunt is far from numb.

I'll get right on it, sir!

Where is this "constant" whining you speak of?

The NFL ... does a great job of keeping drugs out

That's fine, we can take our lumps like fans of the Mets, Yanks, Sox, etc.

Don't forget thin-skinned.

I fully expected the video to end like this (not the slightest bit safe for lunch):

From the Pickle Pops link on Amazon:

1. Strawberry-Rhubarb
2-1,000,000,000. Doesn't matter

Or which former Cal player was at Tampa last year.

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I know we had a race riot. Over a decade ago.

Did you read the story?

Obviously I am a huge fan

You should probably take this more seriously.

You're probably thinking of the '88 NLCS against the Mets. Three starts and a relief appearance, 24 IP (and a 1.09 ERA) in a 7-game series.

True, but his injury also played a role. I remember reading Hershiser's book a couple years later, and he said they were getting ready to mob him when he started gesturing to everybody to back off. If not, he probably would've collapsed.