I'm currently in the final season in Netflix (with my wife, how cool is that) (first time I see it, an now I get what all the fuzz is all about). It's a good analogy of two models of Vipers and a Raptor.

The only thing more disturbing than the defacing of the logos by the use of Comic Sans is the spelling in the Mercedes-Benz logo

Good thing they also invented mice tatoos.

Lucky you, you should see the mails I sent back time...

Kudos Microsoft, now you made it clear you will not pull a "you're holding it wrong"

I didn't buy in to the "terror tactics" the companies use to sell products to first time parents. Having alarms if the kid stops breathing (that go off by themselves in the middle of the night, causing near heart attacks in parents), or any of that crap. I go by the philosophy that if the kid stops breathing there…

Finally, I can't wait to tell my kid now you can travel from NY to Paris (in a commercial plane) in less than 5 hours like when I was a runt. It's the only thing where technology seems to have stepped back and remained there, instead of coming back forward.

If you had a chorus or virgins luring you to sleep an additional 10 minutes you might change your mind..... that's my first alarm

I have the idea of having an iPhone and PC attachment that requires a prescreening by an alcohol meter to send e-mails in preconfigured days of the week and times. The emails are stored in your draft folder for you to review the next day before you send them. I think it would make a killing (in certain group ages at…

Is that a BnL bag?

Very poorly in Powerpoint

Good point... or at least have sunroofs. The idea is to have the Asshat scratching his head trying to figure out how to get back in his car.

I sometimes wish I had a huge garage where I could keep dirt cheap cars I could go drive with friends like go carts (anything goes rules)

On top of being an Asshat he is also doing it wrong. The line is not dead center. Every time I see this I wish I had two cars (that I wouldn't mind getting dents on) to do this.

Go to the Home Depot, they carry GE and Rolls Royce.

This explains it

A guy walks into a Jag dealer. Hi, I would like some help making my mind in a matter. I'm pondering buying a Jag XKR-S or 14 Tata Nanos.... It's a matter of buying 550HP or just 518, but on the flip side transporting one or 55 guests..... could you help?

Using a VPN would qualify as one of those "certain websites"?

I'd rather buy one and bring it up to present day specs, updated brakes, suspension, electrical and transmission... the works.

It depends on your facial hair situation... I wouldn't say it does nothing... On the other hand a lot of Narcos use brown tape on their torture victims, and it's also a big tool for the packing part of business