We don't need to keep everyone from driving, just anyone with Illinois plates.

Now old spice doesn’t seem so good anymore.

Elon Mollusks ;)

He could do Tesla’s too but I think we already know how that turns out...

They got me, click-hook, click-line and click-sinker. :-(

clickbait

Whats wrong with shooting in the leg? Why do u have to kill with every shot?

This is going to turn out to be 99% photos using that Google Dreamweaver filter. Guaranteed.

Also in left hands :)

Since I doubt a heavy hitter could even sense that thing on their wrist, they should make a stronger one for rock drummers.

Am I being really stupid? Because I think it's no. 9, which is true, because then all the other are false. But that seems way too easy. I haven't thought it through properly yet, but I think it's that.

I came to post exactly that :)

Bottles? I've never had Mexican Coke out of a... ohhh, right.

Great, now i have to go buy mezcal AND limes. Thanks a lot!

And chase it with beer

"Always check the dipstick and top up the sand before you go anywhere," his dad used to say. But his memory was a little hazy.

Dark thirty.....

Stanley hotel is the interior. The exterior is actually Timberline Lodge in Oregon on Mt. Hood.

Seriously, this. I know mine smells like cherry blossoms and unicorn farts, but...that's my stink. Not someone else's. Makes a HUUUUUUUGE difference.