I just love the British Racing Green with a tan top. In case you need decals, round with black numbers inside a white circle will do. If it's a E-type (or a similar body, long bonnet and 2 seats) then I'm in heaven

I just need a lighter (or an un opened beer bottle) as an opener.. as for wine, just need a solid surface and a towel (or sweater). The Philips head is a bit tricky, but most of the times the security key for my apartment will do the trick. Mini hammer... anything lying around.

The blue one is done for already?

I think this guy tried it... right after doing a perfect doughnut in Forza

I have 2 kids (one boy 4 and a girl 1) I try to use terror as a way of showing love. But it's always teamwork.

I think that once they realize you know how to make a hangman knot they'll think twice on leaving the things on the floor.

I think it wont be long before you see a Bentley Continental Supersports Convertible with this pattern

I'm sorry for trolling, but you made me think of this

That's the only thing I don't need, Shaun T yelling directly at me for slacking..... but aside from that, I think he would make a killing with "Insanity for Kinect" if you do, remember so send some royalties my way

Pretty nice excuse

So, if this guy appears..... then you are certain you are in a simulation

I just hope his dads name is not L Ron

I have the solution for you. Go to eBay, buy iTunes card. Go to iTunes, create new user with gift card and a US address (any will do). Use this account for US only apps, just be carefull that some apps use IP location for content.

This is a great app.... to get flagged as a possible threat by government agencies.

I can just imagine the chit chat on the drawer....

Easy, Lambos

"when certain lubricants are applied to remedy the situation, they may start smoking and catch on fire."

Not all the music is Shitty. It's like making a statement that the 70s music was all Disco, while having bands like Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, etc....

This is your guy

Don´t give up, we still have time travel as a last resort