Not since Lorena Bobbit have we encountered a woman who so efficiently disposed of a Weiner.

How many women does this guy have buried in his basement? Jw

Not to be facetious, but why would you want models draped all over your yacht? What if you want to actually sail your yacht somewhere -- how do you scare them off? Can you use a broom to shoo them away, or do you have to pry them off, like barnacles on the hull?

What kind of bothers me is that you could send me and some friends to a deserted island with just tents, cheese sandwiches, and some booze, and it would be an awesome weekend.

I’m suing my local Renaissance Festival in Texas, the time period represented was clearly medieval and/or Dark Ages.

Weird that you have to hire three recruiters to convince your dad to give you enough money to start your own business.

she’s like rich russian tacky, which is the woooorst kind of tacky.

informed industry colleagues of the pending closure of the 18-year-old agency

Potential Jez meet-cute, too much yay and excitement in this thread I don’t even know what to do with myself omg

Well wait a minute, where’ve you been all my life? I’m a nice Jewish boy living in NYC!

Maybe he can also copy this fine work of art

Any pizza is a personal pan pizza if you believe in yourself. Keep living your best life. (No snark.)

Oh good, because I ate an entire pizza two days ago. Feeling better about my food choices.

While I appreciate your concern, I make good English.

She could lose another fifteen pounds if she had a colonoscopy because she’s obviously full of shit.

I’d say to Michael Caine - probably don’t have to worry about being poor or a servant, so maybe leave the decisions to those who will be affected? Like those between 18-35?

Absolutely. Also, you can afford to buy an apartment in a brownstone on the Upper East Side of New York City with the earnings from writing a weekly newspaper column.

the US doesn’t subsidize shit when it comes to the price of drugs worldwide.

Not speaking to the facts of this case, but it’s worth pointing out that being convicted of murder doesn’t make one a murderer.

UTIs exist because sex in all its forms is Satan’s dirty, disgusting, and evil work and treatment should not be covered by insurance because women will continue to be promiscuous if they can get easy treatment.