I’m so sorry you are going through this. Just picking up some clues from your writing that you may be in the UK so you need to look into your local laws, but in the US, if someone is a danger to themselves or others there is the option of a psychiatric hold, aka involuntary commitment. If you can get her to the…

A disproportionate amount of births occur from July to the September, making winter kind of a mating season in the US for us humans.

My partner and I are currently installing french doors by ourselves. I’d like to be 600 miles away from him for a few months right now. Maybe when I get back he will have learned how to cut a straight line with a miter saw and we can return to peaceful domesticity.

After living without a microwave for 5 year and then moving into a house that came with one, I can tell you their purpose is to ruin food. Kind of convenient, though, for ruining last nights takeout.

Having moved across the country 6 months ago, this brought a tear to my eye. Wawa hoagie and a the two for $2 bags of Voodoo chips happened at least 3x a week. I’m going to book a flight back to Philly specifically for Hoagiefest 2018.

Oh no! I sprained my ankle really bad about two months ago by simply missing a step on my deck. Nothing reminds you of the human frailty like almost breaking a limb doing something so ordinary. It hurt so bad and I couldn’t walk on it but luckily I RICE’d (rest, ice, elevate, compression, elevate) right away. I don’t…

My mom was just a patient at the University of Utah Hospital for ten days and I was there with her the entire time. I can not even begin to express how amazing all of the nurses and the CNA’s there are. They were so skilled, sweet and caring and continuously treated my mother and I with the upmost dignity and empathy.…

Sparky the Firefighting Clown would be a really good premise for a B horror movie. Just saying, Pam.

I almost never smoke in my home state but I travel to Washington state and Colorado a few times a year and I always make sure to hit up the dispensary. The joints always hit me wayyyy harder than what I’m used to in my non-legal marijuana state (I guess we get dirt weed?); like two tokes and I’m out. That’s why I…

Cats are cuddly (when they choose to be) and very much so cute. Having said that, they are invasive monsters that wreak havoc in any ecosystem and must be stopped.

I have no clue, buy my self esteem just plummeted to a new low.

How did you not lead with the fact that this occurred DURING A MURDER MYSTERY DINNER?

I’m very close in NJ but I spent a lot of time in Bucks and my cousins lived in Solebury. I don’t believe Cosmo’s Jimi story for a minute. Jimi was home from school (full scholarship) for the summer and working. I would believe that he wanted to buy weed, but there is no reason why he needed $8,000 worth. And when he…

OMG COSMO DINARDO!!!! I was so obsessed last week I think my productivity was at about 10%. When the midnight press conference was called, my boyfriend had to talk me out of driving up there for it.

I’m also from near the area (over the river) and I 100% would talk to a cop if a saw a bunch of little girls in blue prairie dresses in my neighbors yard. Screams of cult/ polygamy which is a big red flag for child abuse.

Ew, no! Why did you do this to me?

Yeah, my dog eats my cat’s shit if I don’t scoop it up right away. She never gets sick. I’m not about to try it, though.

So I can’t a pic with the exact glasses, but I distinctly remember JT having some pretty awesome periwinkle tiny glasses in his N’sync days...

Yup, totally had a pair of tiny pink sunglasses in 8th grade and thought I was the coolest.

Good call. Assateague was definitely one of the weirdest camping experiences I’ve ever had. The largest assortment of trashy folk plus a ton of bloated, feral horses undeterred by humans is a terrible combination.