Tidal flexing from the gravitational influence of Jupiter and its other moons likely generates enough heat to maintain a liquid water ocean, two to three times the volume of Earth’s oceans. More than harboring a possibility for extraterrestrial life, AFAIK it is the most promising candidate in the solar system. We…

Newt will whisper sweet lunar nothings in 45's ear.

So we send him. Problem solved.

My cousin is an astronaut and will be going up to the ISS in a year as Space Commander for 6 months. He has been worried that Trump would affect that.

Actually... Russia was the first nation in space. First man-made object (Sputnik), first manned flight (Gagarin). We beat them to the moon, but when it comes to being first to space (and Trump’s presidency),  Russia  deserves the credit.

Entire face seems to have been covered in acid.

T-shirts that sit too high on my collarbone induce panic attacks in me, this top is freaking me out a little because it looks like it would roll up when worn.

Next fashion trend: bedazzled surgical masks. I’m calling it now people!

Yep, my 16 year old sister confirmed that this is because they are hyper aware of their online presence and want to be in control of it. It’s also a signal to your friends not to tag you either, which I get but...why are you posing for a picture in the first place? Why not just decline the photographer or turn your…

Doesn’t matter, some developer is probably furiously at work on hand-recognition software as we speak.

But there’s no accounting for taste, the general audience in America considers Marvel movies to be the pinnacle of cinema at the moment.

Appropos of nothing, I knit the Kirsten doll a pussyhat last night. Its quite adorable. Also, I didn’t pre-read the Meet Kirsten book and then discovered after my tender-hearted 7yo read it that her BFF died of cholera on the boat from Sweden! Oops.

I thought so too, but then my daughter’s arrived (via eBay, I wanted an out of production one made by the old company) and I’m stunned by how beautifully made it is. Several of my daughter’s friends have their mother’s old AG dolls and they’re in great condition. I’m inclined to think the price might be worth it given…

I got a Samantha for Christmas and she is also in excellent condition, but this is partly because she was so expensive I didn’t really get to “play” with her like I did my other dolls. I could change her clothes and play with her in my room, but I wasn’t allowed to touch her hair at all and I wasn’t allowed to take…

Judge Randy Stoker should be bombarded with actual mail to his home address, since, ya know — he hates the Internet and thinks it’s a good excuse for rape. But since I’m not privy his home address, he can be reached here:

Kelly Ann Conway’s job appears to be sucking the life out of her.

I just wanted to share this pic. Taken from twitter about the LGBT protest. The commitment of this is legit

I’d be ok with them getting jail time. I really don’t think reading a book will teach them a thing.

As someone who went through a Holocaust memoir phase in middle school, I have to say that this sentence is pretty cool. Those books had a really strong effect on me.