I’ve never understood any of this - if I can buy your cheap poly mass produced crap @ Burlington Coat Factory or Marshalls or TJ Maxx, who the fuck is paying top dollar for it? If I’m spend good money on something I want it to actually be well made with decent fabrics.

Note: I have noticed that Safeway Stores are still selling Donald Trump in powdered form:

That picture makes me wish phrenology was still a thing.

Regarding pillows, nah. Do you launder your mattress? Your sofa? Same issues with those.

i refuse to believe this is real i will clean my pillowcases and that’s good enough

There was, in fact, no Ollie Ollie Oxen Free.

I am still trying to figure out what new safeguards and technology are being used.

And, you know, it’s totally possible to invest in wind energy in the exact same region, with more benefit to its residents. If there’s one thing North Dakota has more of than oil, it’s wind (also snow, but no one’s learned how to harness the power of blizzards just yet). More seriously, there are a decent number of…

Well... if you’re going to do something as egregious as to fire the Acting Attorney General for doing her job, why not also do something as simple as force the Corps of Engineers to reverse a sensible decision?

Goddamnit, it’s been less than two weeks!

There are several blooper reels of Parks & Rec on YouTube and in a few scenes Rob Lowe seems to be fumbling his lines on purpose, trying to be funny, or he makes seriously lame jokes after someone else makes a mistake. It screams I’M FUNNY, AREN’T I?? PLEASE LIKE ME, I’M A FUN PERSON!!1! I’M ONE OF YOU GUYSSS! The…

Roc has retinol (not quite as potent as retinoic acid) which promotes sloughing/exfoliation. It worked great when i first used it, it got rid of so much dead skin! But either my body got used to it or ROC diluted their cream because I noticed less sloughing. I still think it’s a great over the counter moisturizer.…

I just checked out the ingredients, which doesn’t have any anti-aging stuff except “reservatrol” which is found in red wine and not proven to have any anti-aging benefits on your skin. Just eat red grapes and use regular moisturizer! I use Roc when I’m feeling fancy, but most of the time I just use body lotion.

I know someone who needs a lot of quartz under her floor so she could be on time for once in her life.

crystals.

Sorry but I only work out on floors made of diamond you fucking plebes.

To be fair, with a well knapped chunk of obsidian you can slice a man in half before he even notices.

so excited to have beauty columns back! ive heard a lot of really terrible things about milk makeups products, so im wondering how it even entered sephora

Apparently that’s the recipe for creating one horrible human being.