omg, that’s crazy! glad you weren’t injured.

lol Lisa has clearly found favor with the lord and he doesn’t care to hide that he’s playing favorites.

But how did the date go?

jesus, life just isn’t fair is it?

They’re just gorgeous:

THIS SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME. On my way to a blind date. Except the bird got caught in my windshield, I had to pull over because the whole entire windshield was cracked and I couldn’t see out of it (plus the seagull was SCREAMING). I tried to pull it out with my hands and tore its body in half, there was blood…

wow, glad she’s okay!

I like to eat papa johns pizza by first tearing off the crust. I take the inside bread part out of the crust and eat it. Then I roll the remaining flat crust inside out and dip it in the garlic sauce. Then I eat the cheese off. Then I separate the bottom bread layer from the soft saucy bread layer. I roll it and dip…

Rock it, sister! I give you my blessing. *waves Muslim fashion wand*

Megyn and Shep (mostly Shep, I’ll be honest) are certainly guilty by association, and the horrible shit that comes out of their mouths from time to time is hard to take, because deep down I don’t buy that these motherfuckers actually believe it. They’re just salesmen selling crap to gullible fucking people.

For a while I have noticed that her head is always cocked slightly to the side during interviews, like she’s listening for a noise from predators in the underbrush.

Your cousin was part of the system who made it impossible for Steven Avery to have a fair trial... He was convicted the moment local reporters were allowed to take liberty with the narrative.

Completely agree. Colburn calling in the plates, for example, could mean that he found and moved the car, or it could mean that he was illegally on the Avery property and later tipped the searchers. Either way he’s in the wrong, but one of those scenarios still suggests Steve Avery might be the guy.

I’m still bothered that there hasn’t been any justice for Teresa.

I do think Avery should have been found not guilty. I’m not completely sure if he is innocent but I am 100% certain that Brendan is. Oh my god, my heart was breaking for that poor boy. He just wants to play his videogames!

Hey. I smell my razors.

if fish eat microbeads, which can soak up toxins like a sponge

Good. Seriously, folks, just use a washcloth or a loofah or something.

Congress’ Christmas present to the U.S. - fucking cooperating for a change.

I lived in Philly when I was a kid and there was a huge liquor store right over the bridge. I wish I could remember what it was called, but the front almost looked like a spaceship. My dad and I used to take the drive together and load up his ‘67 corvette. Fly back over with the top down, 80 miles an hour, no seatbelt…