Did Trump write this thing?

So he just basically filming himself ... living.

He totally starts every conversation off by negging the girl.

Um . . . can someone get hold of his OKCupid profile/conversations?

My first question was, HE HAS FANS?? WTF.

That video is THREE WHOLE HOURS?

The BEST would be to run into an opponent you hate while wearing a t-shirt that made fun of them, which they don’t realize until you’re already taking the photo. Like this guy.

This is very human. As much as I despise pretty much every candidate running, if I randomly met them I’d probably just shake their hand and make small talk rather than tell them to their face that they’re a bunch of mendacious charlatans who are ruining the country. Just like my racist POS father-in-law probably…

aww y u make me cry?!?!

that is such a beautiful story

I think so. I never really saw them outside of Southeastern PA area but apparently they expanded into other states but went bankrupt anyways.

Yeah I had a top 3 but then rotated the rest of the heap that I slept with. They say you don’t have a favorite kid, but..

American Girl dolls.

I wanted an ez bake oven so. bad. I’m 26 now, I may have to buy one for myself, just to finally fulfill that dream.

Okay so I very desperately wanted an American Girl doll growing up. My friends all had them, and my older sister had a few. The reason she had one and I did not is that my older sister has always been the more “responsible” one, as exemplified by the fact that her expensive, custom Barbie doll remained pristine in its…

I had to have a Skipper doll in 2nd & Third grade. Begged my mother countless times for it. She finally bought one from a place called Kiddie City in Levittown, PA. This is probably what it looked like. I remember she had blonde hair and a bathing suit and cost less than $10. The Skipper doll today has brown hair and…

My mom magically got us cabbage patch kids from a co-worker in Dec 1985 after ours were stolen in a pre-Christmas house break-in. I still have no idea how her co-worker managed to get them at the height of cabbage patch fever.

I never got her but I was obsessed with Felicity the American Girl doll. I would study every catalog dreaming of her and all her little 18th century accessories. I would buy her now if I didn’t think adult doll collectors are a little strange. I did major in 18th century history in college though so there you go.

My EZ Bake Oven!!!

Cabbage Patch Kid. Her name was Cornelia Ruth and when I had eye surgery at seven. She had eye surgery too. We both came out of the surgery with eye patches and hospital bracelets.