Oh great, another punting analogy, smh.

The equivalent punting performance would be running on to the field during a Salute to Service break, going full John Wick on a TROOP’s twig’n’berries with your foot, and then kicking the mascot’s head into the crowd where it impales a Make a Wish kid.

Best final stage? American Gladiators (original) or GTFO. Just an endless barrage of semi-fit people getting mutilated by the best of 1980's roid rage.

I think i have the best way of ever learning about Vader:
Watched him first in WWF, i thought he sucked.
Read a whole lot about him with Mick Foley’s book, which made him a really cool guy.
Career resurrection in Japan where they loved him so much they couldn’t wait to give him more titles and amazed me that he was…

As a media trade journalist since the late 1980's, I had some exposure to Sinclair Broadcast Group’s Baltimore-based executives — I can just tell you they are some of the most wacked-out, Murdoch-style Far Right monopolists and wingnuts in any American industry sector. David Smith, one of the sons of the founders and…

“For real, what a completely worthless bag of shit this President is.”

Man... not cool slandering worthless bags of shit like that...

If a shoe and apparel company wants advertising on the site in association with a viral hoax they can call our sales department.

Yeah, this is idiotic. Everyone knows you can’t get a dick-growing pill from a pediatrician. You get them from ads on PornHub.

but it’s not the Song of the Summer.....

To put the$25 per diem into perspective the NCAA allows for a $36 per diem

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

I feel like they’re just trying to undermine all the work I’ve put in.

Based solely on this performance there is a Kerry Wood rookie card included in a time capsule ensconced inside a marble altar in a small Midwestern Catholic Church.

Let he who has never had his car attacked with a golf club by a vengeful lover while whacked out on pain killers and scotch cast the first stone,

“After he threatened a bouncer at Canopy Club during a Lil Durk show.”

Illinois State’s Attorney Julia Reitz said, “He has no prior criminal offenses, so he could be eligible for diversion programs.”