In your experience, how do you recommend carrying one’s penis?
Oh great, another punting analogy, smh.
The equivalent punting performance would be running on to the field during a Salute to Service break, going full John Wick on a TROOP’s twig’n’berries with your foot, and then kicking the mascot’s head into the crowd where it impales a Make a Wish kid.
Best final stage? American Gladiators (original) or GTFO. Just an endless barrage of semi-fit people getting mutilated by the best of 1980's roid rage.
I think i have the best way of ever learning about Vader:
Watched him first in WWF, i thought he sucked.
Read a whole lot about him with Mick Foley’s book, which made him a really cool guy.
Career resurrection in Japan where they loved him so much they couldn’t wait to give him more titles and amazed me that he was…
After taking Mario Tennis Aces out for a spin during last weekend’s limited beta, I’ve reached the definitive conclusion that the beloved sports franchise has turned into a fighting game like Street Fighter, Tekken, or Guilty Gear.
As a media trade journalist since the late 1980's, I had some exposure to Sinclair Broadcast Group’s Baltimore-based executives — I can just tell you they are some of the most wacked-out, Murdoch-style Far Right monopolists and wingnuts in any American industry sector. David Smith, one of the sons of the founders and…
“For real, what a completely worthless bag of shit this President is.”
Man... not cool slandering worthless bags of shit like that...
LAS VEGAS, Nev.—“Man, I’m usually in a suit, but it’s too fucking hot today,” a scalper told me a few hours before the big fight. It truly was too fucking hot. A police dog had to wear booties to protect his feet. This particular scalper was forced halfway inside, working the buffer area between the two sets of doors…
If a shoe and apparel company wants advertising on the site in association with a viral hoax they can call our sales department.
Yeah, this is idiotic. Everyone knows you can’t get a dick-growing pill from a pediatrician. You get them from ads on PornHub.
but it’s not the Song of the Summer.....
To put the$25 per diem into perspective the NCAA allows for a $36 per diem
Minor league baseball players don’t make much money. Since 1976, MLB salaries have risen 2,500 percent while minor league salaries have only gone up 70 percent. Players in low-A ball start at $1,100 a month, while AAA players earn $2,150 per month. Monthly wages slowly increase the longer a player sticks around, but…
Why is anyone surprised by how heavy a handgun is? No one is agog when a knife is sharp or a car is fast. A gun should be heavy. A handgun, if used correctly, shoots a bullet so hard that it slams into a person, bores through layers of skin, fat, muscle, veins, and bone and exits out of the other side of the body.…
This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.
I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.
I feel like they’re just trying to undermine all the work I’ve put in.
Based solely on this performance there is a Kerry Wood rookie card included in a time capsule ensconced inside a marble altar in a small Midwestern Catholic Church.
Let he who has never had his car attacked with a golf club by a vengeful lover while whacked out on pain killers and scotch cast the first stone,