Shut up.

As a person who breeds thoroughbreds (not personally), I will say THERE IS NONE. The only thing I can think of is that costs my farm $45/day to keep a mare at a farm (usually one in Kentucky). You have to wait for the mare to be biologically ready to be bred. The meter is running during that downtime. Then you wait 14…

at this point, can we just make the deadspin staff chat open to read live and 24/7?

I'm a down man myself, but since I've gone 29 years without hearing of a single instance of someone getting sick from A.Cup Dust or B.Cabinet Grime, I assume either is fine.

Yep. See also: Marge Schott's departure from majority ownership of the Cincinnati Reds.

He owns a franchise of a business. It's not an independent business.

Okay, let's get something straight MaFairy. You are a loser. Always have been. Probably spawned from losers. Soft on the outside, soft on the inside. That's what I'd tell you if you were on my team.

werner herzog's burner account everybody.....

Del Monte by far is the best of the big 3.

After a lifetime of devotion to heinz, I am firmly on the del monte bandwagon now. Try it, if it works with your allergies.

I haven't even finished the entire funbag but I had to come comment: some of us don't eat Heinz because we're allergic to red dye and go into anaphylactic shock when we eat anything that contains it (which is an incredibly depressing list that includes every Pillsbury product, almost every Little Debbie, and even…

The life has just been absolutely sucked out of this place, and it's incredibly depressing. I agree with Sharting in that commenting here was the most fun when everyone was feeding off each other's energy and pushing the comments to a higher level. It's just hard now to click on a thread and see 12 unstarred…