Oh great, another punting analogy, smh.
Ford played football in college so even as an old man I’m giving him the edge over quite a few. I also think you’re discounting that Bush I was a vet and head of the CIA.
Drew, if you just got it out of a random field I guarantee you ate field corn and not sweet corn. It’s what they feed animals.
This is a good and correct take.
Hawk is only five years older than Stone. Let that sink in.
Know this is buried but I lost my shit during the Phineas and Ferb movie in the scene where it recreated all of their inventions because Perry believed in them.
Never change, you magnificent bastards.
My Dad died two weeks ago...how long is it acceptable for me to be a worthless sad sack bumming everyone out?
Give the guy a break, you need a lot of balls to sustain yourself as a human sized penis
To further illustrate, the minimum gov employee per diem (set by the GSA) is $51 per day, up to $74 per day in expensive areas.
“Why not just let people throw money at them based on performance?” - Applebees manager
I’ll take bullshit lingo over acronym overload. Half the time people have completely forgotten what it actually stands for.
We may have just reached peak autism.
Based solely on this performance there is a Kerry Wood rookie card included in a time capsule ensconced inside a marble altar in a small Midwestern Catholic Church.
Does a pool cue count as a golf club?
Why do my kids hate things that are good and like things that are bad?
Any hot slak takes lately?
Why is Petcheskey the only one who posts entertaining slak logs? I demand a slak roundup post weekly!
Any interesting chat logs lately?
Ah...my work blocks the embedding so I can't even see the tweets. I'm glad my idiocy is on full display for all, though.