Alton Brown's Balls
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6/29/19
12:00 PM
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I figured I had some stories to tell and Burneko nee All Over But the Sharting stupidly gave me post privileges here in the past so going for it.

8/22/17
12:47 PM
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Ford played football in college so even as an old man I’m giving him the edge over quite a few. I also think you’re discounting that Bush I was a vet and head of the CIA.

8/22/17
12:45 PM
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Drew, if you just got it out of a random field I guarantee you ate field corn and not sweet corn. It’s what they feed animals.

7/14/17
10:23 AM
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Know this is buried but I lost my shit during the Phineas and Ferb movie in the scene where it recreated all of their inventions because Perry believed in them.

8/26/16
3:23 PM
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My Dad died two weeks ago...how long is it acceptable for me to be a worthless sad sack bumming everyone out?

6/30/16
10:17 AM
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Give the guy a break, you need a lot of balls to sustain yourself as a human sized penis

6/29/16
10:35 PM
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To further illustrate, the minimum gov employee per diem (set by the GSA) is $51 per day, up to $74 per day in expensive areas.

6/29/16
10:19 PM
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“Why not just let people throw money at them based on performance?” - Applebees manager

5/26/16
3:27 PM
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I’ll take bullshit lingo over acronym overload. Half the time people have completely forgotten what it actually stands for.

5/6/16
5:50 PM
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Based solely on this performance there is a Kerry Wood rookie card included in a time capsule ensconced inside a marble altar in a small Midwestern Catholic Church.

9/25/15
3:25 PM
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Why is Petcheskey the only one who posts entertaining slak logs? I demand a slak roundup post weekly!