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Jun 29 2019
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I figured I had some stories to tell and Burneko nee All Over But the Sharting stupidly gave me post privileges here in the past so going for it.

Aug 22 2017
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Ford played football in college so even as an old man I’m giving him the edge over quite a few. I also think you’re discounting that Bush I was a vet and head of the CIA. Read more

Aug 22 2017
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Drew, if you just got it out of a random field I guarantee you ate field corn and not sweet corn. It’s what they feed animals.

Jul 14 2017
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Know this is buried but I lost my shit during the Phineas and Ferb movie in the scene where it recreated all of their inventions because Perry believed in them.

Aug 26 2016
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My Dad died two weeks ago...how long is it acceptable for me to be a worthless sad sack bumming everyone out?

Jun 29 2016
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To further illustrate, the minimum gov employee per diem (set by the GSA) is $51 per day, up to $74 per day in expensive areas.

May 26 2016
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I’ll take bullshit lingo over acronym overload. Half the time people have completely forgotten what it actually stands for.

May 6 2016
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Based solely on this performance there is a Kerry Wood rookie card included in a time capsule ensconced inside a marble altar in a small Midwestern Catholic Church.