All my excess live in Texas.

Which, coincidentally, is pretty much how they handle the Bible.

Republicans: Party over country, country over law. Profits over all.

More like “Honor the Constitution, unless it says something we don’t like”.

That is... exactly the opposite of what happened here.

His supporters are too stupid to even understand what this means.

“$11/month Amazon Prime subscriptions”

Wait, what? I thought Amazon Prime was a flat $100 for a year...

Agreed. But what makes you think Andrew Luck would do any better on this crappy ass team? Andrew Luck is a great talent, but if you have crappy coaching and management, his talent will only go so far. Especially if you’re rotating between new crappy coaching and management almost every year.

Let us never, ever forget that the Dolphins were first in line to draft Andrew Luck when they started the 2011 season 0-7 (OH AND FUCKING SEVEN) because Jeff Ireland was a shitty fucking GM and Tony Sparano was a shitty fucking coach. Then, they dared to win 6 of their last 9 games with a lame duck coach (Tony Sparano…

What has Gase done, though? Been in Denver the same time as Manning? Made Jay Cutler “ok” for a season? I think the verdict is still out on his real ability as a coach.

2025: Three term President Trump congratulates retiring New New York Met Tim Tebow on his fifth consecutive World Series MVP award by nominating him to the Supreme Court just in time to provide an insurance vote against a suit to close the migrant detention centers located in former National Parks that were returned…

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

This is probably the worst thing to happen in the south Florida sports community in a long, long time.

You’d think enough people have seen Marcus Lattimore’s injury to leap into Goodell’s palsied arms at the first opportunity.

And to add injury to insult, Fournette gets injured right before.

It actually looks a lot like Dreadnought:

I’m always amazed that anybody goes to any NFL game.

Paying $250 a ticket to sit in a shit stadium and watch the shit Rams and shit Seahawks shir all over the field while you die of dehydration because you can’t get water, or sit in the comfort of your own home and watch on TV, spending that $250 on Sunday Ticket if you’re out of market.

lol.