Proving once again that if you have the patience of a wizened and ancient sage, you too can play the best versions of games on your PC.

Hoooooooooooooooly shit what am I watching

It’s pretty hilarious (read: fucked up) that any time a game allows for mass social interaction with limited/non-existent consequences for bad behavior, gaming communities default to racism and horrible behavior and the people who are targeted for harassment and exclusion just have to deal with it.

The grossness of Trump selectively looking to pardon black people whom he can attach his name to and extract whatever measure of good will from black people cannot be understated. Justice reform shouldn’t be reduced to being known enough that you can get “King’s mercy” from Cheetolini.

It must be absolutely wonderful to be able to run a scam on these whales for as long as Chris Roberts has.

The problem with coleslaw is that it has cabbage and cabbage is just trash lettuce that nobody likes. We’d all be better off just flushing cabbage down the toilet, abolishing coleslaw, and substituting salad.

This policy is the very definition of “out of sight, out of mind” protest-busting, where you’re freely allowed to protest anything you like as long as nobody has to see you and thus has to think about what you’re protesting.

It’s a novelty set. Unless tooling around as Ryu is important to you, there’s no real reason to put yourself through the ringer to acquire it.

It really does suck that in a series renowned for grand scale boss fights, there’s only ever 3 fights that touch on that scale. On the flip side, basic combat and encounters are much better than previous titles, so lackluster boss fights aren’t a huge problem.

NCAA: Where sexual assault and sexual abuse is allowed, but athletes making a living off their ability is banned.

The difference was no sex. Literally everything else is the same.

Burn down this team, Dan Snyder, and the NFL for this.

Hope Fahey’s back on his feet soon. Highly enjoy his writing.

Categorically rejecting this suggestion.

Konami is the Monkey’s Paw of gaming.

As much as anything Wade did, Spoelstra’s defensive scheme getting into the Sixers heads in the 2nd quarter proved bells aren’t the only things that can crack in Philadelphia.

Go look at Popovich’s Wikipedia.

I say you should only get to criticize the President if you graduated from a military academy and served 5 years overseas during the height of the Cold War but maybe my ideas are outdated.

God bless Marlins Man and his cohort for doing the thing every Marlins fan wanted to do but couldn’t.

If this succeeds, he might not see another Miami dollar. Let all those fans from the British Virgin Islands fill the park. Let him move the fucking team there, for all I care.