Not English.

"Tales if the Gold Monkey" is now ruined for me. I liked that show as a kid.

Now he charges $25 for the first hour of waiting and $10 every half-hour after that.

well that's an easy thing to misremember since the big bad thing is called V'ger, which is (35 year old spoiler) one of the Voyager spacecraft launched in the 70's...

Plus, its not like you can say 'no' to Wolverine.

that series finally came out last year on DVD and I snapped it up because this was one of my TV fixes in high school and... it wasn't as good as I remembered :-D

Quick, call the

Welcome to Notre Dame! Now that you're a female employee, here are a few rules:

I don't know why, but Drake almost always seems to wear a 'breaking up speech' look on his face.

I somehow ended up with an accent that even Australians sometimes thought was Australian. I have never been to Australia. It was really weird.

Sorry. I know that pregnant women get some odd cravings.

The best thing he likes about Wooderson is that Wooderson stays the same age while McConaughey keeps getting older.

Stop drawing attention to my cannibalistic tendencies, coco. You're making me look bad.

Unstarring this for delicious. :/

I bet he smells like weed, bronzer, and lube. He's just got that vibe.

"she gets more attention than I do because she has so much confidence"

"'My best friend is a size 20, but she doesn't care in the slightest - we're like little and large..."

"reward her with praise"

All I see when I try to read your articles is your boyfriend's face as he watches the movie you tricked him into seeing. :(