Next stop? Let's address the boys' outfit issues as well:

That. Is. Gross.

No, no: that's works. It really does.

Oh, so there's an upside? Champion. :)

Yep. Quite apart from the sexist idiocy displayed on this baby onesie, the suggestion that babies are dating at all has a distinct WTF odor to it. Yuck.

Ha ha! You said 'Disney'; I instantly thought: 'Smoulder'. ;)

Totally. ;)

I agree. :)

... which is frankly, impossible for most.

Yes! I saw it on the Think Progress feed on FB. Perfection.

God. Just ... too much. I hate that I adore this! :)

"She's so refined ... I think I'll kill myself."

Yes. They are. They're fucking twisted, is what they are.

Yes! Reminds me of that story from last week where studying 'female' brains would lead to better assisting research as it applied to 'men and boys'. Felt like a chimp when I read that, I did. :(

We barely had time to even use the showers after sports lessons; our shower cubicle jinks generally took place after school (we had various *insert sport here* post-lesson-time sessions, but the compulsory sports stuff — held during a school day — allowed about five minutes to change only — or grab your books/bag in…

Ha ha!

Try cabanossi. Same shape; fewer spices. Still edible 'after'. Just saying. :)

Apropos of 'crazy eyes' ... I feel we need to drag that back ... for the sterling work done by Uzo Aduba. I hate that every time I see the phrase attached to that Bachman bitch, I think of the gorgeous misunderstood heartbreakingly-fabulous Suzanne.

If I cared, I'd urge her to 'use her chest voice'. But I don't. Opportunity lost. Or something.

A 14-year-old trans girl is someone's daughter. Oh, and 14-year-old trans boys really exist. I promise. They're not unicorns or faeries.