I've had a few phases where I've done the downstairs waxing thing (I'm still a half-leg aficionado) and to be honest, getting my nethers done wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. I honestly thought it would hurt like buggery, but it was so quick; it felt strange more than actually painful.

'Yawn' is right. And 'human cupcake'? Verrry good (I read that too!).

After they rip the hairs out using wax strips, the beautician gets a magnifying glass and plucks out the strays with tweezers.

What to ask for: back, sack'n'crack.

Agree.

Nicely done. ;)

Someone get this guy the ep of OINTB that explains the holes conundrum! Stat!

.. both parties must check-in throughout the encounter and tell the person to continue doing what they're doing.

Ha ha! Yeah, it's about that stupid. ;)

Congratulations, ESPN. You've finally matched the Republican Party for ill-conceived, wrong-headed idiotic moves.

Er, yes. I know that.

Phew. One can never be sure on Jez. Ta. ;)

Being 'geared towards ... good breeding'. What the hell is that supposed to mean?

And by then — wow — the technology will have improved even more, one hopes. Go you. :)

*Heart breaks a little* Surely not.

.. And in doing so — riddled with STDs as they will surely be! — go all Typhoid Mary on innocent frat boys ... ;)

I had to google 'Land O Lakes'.

You've done a wonderful thing here, Kelly. Bless you.

My FB friends barely know I have pets, let alone a husband.

I'm pretty sure they've got bleeding edge technology to deal with such issues.