Did I ever add you as a Sidespin author? Did you ask me to, or did I hallucinate it? Anyway, you are one. Please feel free to post stuff.

Huh. I guess when I heard people were taking to the streets of Chicago to scream at a diminutive, badly-dressed, megalomaniacal twerp, I just assumed we were talking about an anti-Rahm Emanuel protest.

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Police became suspicious that Ms. Benson may have been trying to frame her ex when they learned that the syringes contained a homemade cocktail of botox, synthetic collagen, and Ann Coulter's sulfurous breastmilk.

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Oof. This is a real double-whammy for sports fans. For one thing, a sweet old dog is dead. For another, Bob Nightengale isn't.

Whoa, easy there, guys. This is all a huge misunderstanding. "Fucking" isn't even the profane F-bomb Daugherty is upset about.

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Nice.

Welp, no one's topping this.

Heh, thanks. Been using it for years, never really liked it.

Added you as an author on Sidespin. Post away, me bredda.

This is actually a fairly common sight in Washington, DC - not from brushfires, typically, but from routine third-to-first throws from Ryan Zimmerman downing orbital satellites.

Oh, come on. It was just an opportunity to get a cheap laugh. Neither of today's jokes is a world-beater, but they're both just fine.

This is great.

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Ha!

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Christ, this is hilarious. +1