yep, that's messed up man

Do you know how hard it would be to hit a target that small?

@Niggas Hate My Gut's: where dat happned at

The breeze catches hold
A leaf floats, pauses, and falls
My lawn: get off it

Why NFL Free Agent Chris Kluwe Sucks, By Deadspin's Fourth Worst Deadspinner Ever

Keith Olbermann: [reads Deadspin story]

"We could all use a friend like -"

Aww, dude. I know you've been rocking out to champagne since way before they sold out and went mainstream, but this is an article for a broad audience. You can find the champagnes I recommend at any wine shop and most decent grocery stores. And the truth is that I've drunk a lot of grower champagnes and sparklers…

How big a deal would it be if John Walsh suddenly confessed to killing Adam? Huge, right? I feel like this would trigger a wave of cynicism that would circle the globe way more than the stupid shockwave from that stupid Russian meteor or whatever. Yep, I killed him, I chopped him up, then I made a bitchin' TV show all…

Not to be outdone in the market of selling items that have become useless after a player comes back from injury, Sidney Crosby put his brain up for auction

Are you SLOW? An IDIOT? Or just HATE the US?? Read the damn article:
"But at the hospital, things turned bad. He went into convulsions, and doctors performed emergency surgery to remove pieces of his skull from his brain. A CT scan showed swelling, and brain damage, and in the four months since, Geoffrion's symptoms…

C'mon, Dom. You're better than making something out of an innocuous comment like that.

I'll be honest, I'm surprised he could even get that thing close to full mast at a women's softball game.

(Somebody had to do it.)

That stinks, I was at a bachelor party in Las Vegas once and this pretty police officer knocked on our door. She said she was going to have to give us a citation for having too much fun. Luckily for us, my friends and I bribed her and gave her 300 dollars to leave quickly, as we were waiting for a stripper to show up…

Hey, I guess that plume of smoke works as a hitter's background.

+1

Dear Nick Faldo,

I'll play ERG ...(try to)