Do you know how hard it would be to hit a target that small?
The breeze catches hold
A leaf floats, pauses, and falls
My lawn: get off it
Why NFL Free Agent Chris Kluwe Sucks, By Deadspin's Fourth Worst Deadspinner Ever
Aww, dude. I know you've been rocking out to champagne since way before they sold out and went mainstream, but this is an article for a broad audience. You can find the champagnes I recommend at any wine shop and most decent grocery stores. And the truth is that I've drunk a lot of grower champagnes and sparklers… Read more
How big a deal would it be if John Walsh suddenly confessed to killing Adam? Huge, right? I feel like this would trigger a wave of cynicism that would circle the globe way more than the stupid shockwave from that stupid Russian meteor or whatever. Yep, I killed him, I chopped him up, then I made a bitchin' TV show all… Read more
Not to be outdone in the market of selling items that have become useless after a player comes back from injury, Sidney Crosby put his brain up for auction
Are you SLOW? An IDIOT? Or just HATE the US?? Read the damn article:
"But at the hospital, things turned bad. He went into convulsions, and doctors performed emergency surgery to remove pieces of his skull from his brain. A CT scan showed swelling, and brain damage, and in the four months since, Geoffrion's symptoms… Read more
I'll be honest, I'm surprised he could even get that thing close to full mast at a women's softball game.
(Somebody had to do it.)
That stinks, I was at a bachelor party in Las Vegas once and this pretty police officer knocked on our door. She said she was going to have to give us a citation for having too much fun. Luckily for us, my friends and I bribed her and gave her 300 dollars to leave quickly, as we were waiting for a stripper to show up… Read more
Hey, I guess that plume of smoke works as a hitter's background.
I'll play ERG ...(try to)