All Over But The Sharting

9/27/14

yep, that's messed up man

6/3/14

Do you know how hard it would be to hit a target that small?

10/18/13

@Niggas Hate My Gut's: where dat happned at Read more

10/4/13

9/8/13

The breeze catches hold
A leaf floats, pauses, and falls
My lawn: get off it

9/6/13

Why NFL Free Agent Chris Kluwe Sucks, By Deadspin's Fourth Worst Deadspinner Ever

8/30/13

Keith Olbermann: [reads Deadspin story] Read more

8/23/13

"We could all use a friend like -" Read more

8/14/13

Aww, dude. I know you've been rocking out to champagne since way before they sold out and went mainstream, but this is an article for a broad audience. You can find the champagnes I recommend at any wine shop and most decent grocery stores. And the truth is that I've drunk a lot of grower champagnes and sparklers… Read more

8/8/13

How big a deal would it be if John Walsh suddenly confessed to killing Adam? Huge, right? I feel like this would trigger a wave of cynicism that would circle the globe way more than the stupid shockwave from that stupid Russian meteor or whatever. Yep, I killed him, I chopped him up, then I made a bitchin' TV show all… Read more

8/6/13

Not to be outdone in the market of selling items that have become useless after a player comes back from injury, Sidney Crosby put his brain up for auction

7/28/13

Are you SLOW? An IDIOT? Or just HATE the US?? Read the damn article:
"But at the hospital, things turned bad. He went into convulsions, and doctors performed emergency surgery to remove pieces of his skull from his brain. A CT scan showed swelling, and brain damage, and in the four months since, Geoffrion's symptoms… Read more

7/15/13

C'mon, Dom. You're better than making something out of an innocuous comment like that. Read more

7/15/13

I'll be honest, I'm surprised he could even get that thing close to full mast at a women's softball game.

7/12/13

(Somebody had to do it.)

6/26/13

That stinks, I was at a bachelor party in Las Vegas once and this pretty police officer knocked on our door. She said she was going to have to give us a citation for having too much fun. Luckily for us, my friends and I bribed her and gave her 300 dollars to leave quickly, as we were waiting for a stripper to show up… Read more

6/14/13

Hey, I guess that plume of smoke works as a hitter's background.

6/12/13

5/10/13

Dear Nick Faldo, Read more

5/10/13

I'll play ERG ...(try to)

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